Mahogany Mason-Kelly, Famous Last Tweets Part XXVI: Don't Taunt Cops About Your Warrants

Categories: Crime

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Via yourpearlandnews.com
Cue the fail whale.
Twitter giveth and Twitter taketh away. Especially when you're colossally stupid about it.

Lamar University student Mahogany Mason-Kelly, 20, learned that lesson when she tweeted the message to the right.

"I still gotta warrant in pearland..those pigs will NEVER catch me!!!...Never!!!" she tweeted.

(We immediately pictured "I'm Homer Simpson, the most powerful food critic in town, who will never get his comeuppance! You hear me? No comeuppance! [turns to the camera] We'll be right back.")

As reported in yourpearlandnews.com, Pearland police soon learned of the tweet even though Mason-Kelly didn't leave a hashtag, which we're sure she would have if she knew what the relevant one was.

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Mason-Kelly, from her Facebook page
Pearland contacted the Lamar University cops, who arrested her.

Some searches revealed she not only had the Pearland warrants but that she had given her sister's name when Houston cops stopped her last year.

Yeah, we're surprised @xoxo_mahogany didn't tweet about that at the time.


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20 comments
Emfr281
Emfr281

She got it honest, I know the family

J.S.
J.S.

if Obama had another daughter...she'd look like Mahogany.

A.j. Bennett
A.j. Bennett

She's got a road sign on the wall in the background of her facebook picture.  Wonder if she stole it?  Could be some more charges for the hogs girl.  What a dumb ass!

kat
kat

Hating what?  Can't hate what is insignificant.  Besides, I kind of feel sorry for her - being in an intellectual world and being unarmed, that's got to be rough.

Guest
Guest

Kelly G best comment ever

WALKER SOMONE
WALKER SOMONE

Imma NEED ALL YALL TO LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!! SHE A BOLD BITCH!! SO QUIT HATING!

roadgeek
roadgeek

You know, it probably cost a fairish amount of money for Pearland to send someone over to Beaumont to pick her up and bring her to Pearland, but I'd have authorized the overtime just to see the look on her face......

Henry
Henry

What a stupid bitch.

Geezy
Geezy

Hilarious. Prime example of when keeping it real goes wrong. 

ChunkyMunkee
ChunkyMunkee

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, Thank you for these ppl for with out them my life would be a little less entertaining.....amen

Angelisa Socal
Angelisa Socal

Anyone that dumb should be oin jail, not running up huge college loans that will never be repaid.

Rmunguia40
Rmunguia40

Pendeja!!! Translation; Dumb A**!!! SMH!!!

Faison
Faison

Let's hope that younger siblings Laminate and Quartz don't follow suit. 

kelly g
kelly g

imma let you finish but...your friend is an idiot.  albeit a bold one

MadMac
MadMac

As a tax-paying Pearland resident, I approve this message.

MadMac
MadMac

Yeah, cause no nedreck has EVER done anything so bassackwards.

Craigley
Craigley

Sadly it's too late for Balsa.  Punk is already in prison. 

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