The Old Meth-in-the-Vadge Trick: Two Trinity County Women Try to Pull It in Two Weeks

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Brittany Williams: Tried to hide meth in magnetic key-hider inside her vadge.
A text-message sent to an undercover led to the arrest of two meth suspects at the gates of the Trinity, Texas, suburb called Hawg Heaven on Monday.

Trinity County Constable Woody Wallace told KTRE that when he and Trinity police arrived on the scene, Brittany Williams, 22, and Shaun Calhoun, 28, were smoking meth out of a repurposed lightbulb and/or shooting the drug with syringes.



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Lightbulb meth pipe: Redneck ingenuity at its best.
After they were cuffed, Wallace told Williams that the undercover's text message had set up a deal for three grams of meth, and that she needed to produce same, pronto. Williams responded by reaching into her vagina, while cuffed, mind you, and pulling out a magnetic key-hider out of her pookie. Inside were three grams of crystal meth. Calhoun and Williams are both facing charges of
delivery of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.


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Debra Gatlin
Williams's intimate meth concealment technique is becoming something like the Trinity County answer to Russian nesting dolls. Cops there faced a similar scenario on February 16 when they raided a home on Hideaway Road in the Pinecrest suburb.








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Brian "Meth Jesus" Moon
In that bust, 34-year-old Debra Gatlin surrendered a two-inch metal canister she confessed was her personal babymaker meth-carrier. Also arrested in that raid were 43-year-old Brian Moon, a guy we like to call "Meth Jesus" (thanks, Daragh Carter). On Facebook Gatlin calls him her "Moon Pie."






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Jeffery Evans
Also busted was befuddled-looking 42-year-old Jeffery Evans, another strong candidate for the Mugshot Hall of Fame. A little over a gram of meth was seized.






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Gatlin's vaginal meth canister
Each member of this trailer park trio has been charged with delivery of a controlled substance (methamphetamines) and engaging in organized criminal activity.

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12 comments
Neldawg_49_86
Neldawg_49_86

we got a few like that here in medford. they're rapacious. they will stop @ nothing...they stole my favorite blanket presumably to trade for the drug...I mean they give the cops guns, right? Shouldn't a greatful public service use gladly what they are given??? It sure would give the rest of us a break!

Anniebunny
Anniebunny

At least they are being eco-friendly, using a repurposed light bulb. Way to up cycle.

Bryan_blalock1
Bryan_blalock1

Does anyone have Brittany's phone number? She's hot! Ha!

Manica
Manica

This is everyday life in Trinity, Texas.  Go to the Trinity Police Department page on Facebook. They post pictures of these folks as they are arrested.  The police department gets all butthurt if you say anything negative and they will promptly delete your comments.  Trinity sucks.

ChunkyMunkee
ChunkyMunkee

Really?? I have a vajay jay my own self had it since birth actually and have never EVER. Looked at it as a Hidey hole,key box holder or a trunk.......I kinda like only human things in there LOLGlad I never got into the drug thing damn

Amandabruso
Amandabruso

wow.. way to give your town a good name.

Geezy
Geezy

Meth Jesus Moon is the stuff of legend. LOL. 

Seriously though, that metal canister may be 2 inches but it's got some girth and a keyring to boot. I'd hate to be the cop that has to sit there and watch these women pull this shit out. Fuck. 

grinch
grinch

As a certain comedian would say....You might be a (meth-head) redneck......if you use your pooch as a mobile storage container.

Michael D
Michael D

At the time of arrest people are still considered innocent so that's pretty F'd up to do that. 

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