Rick Perry 's Facebook Page Hilariously Trolled By Women Seeking Female-Problems Advice: The 10 Best Postings

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The doctor is in, ladies
Until it got noticed by whoever is running Rick Perry's Facebook page -- we're guessing it's not Rick Perry -- a hunch of women were having a great old time posting to the wall.

Spurred by Perry's brave decision to force trans-vaginal sonograms on all women needing abortions, they deluged the site with questions to this self-evident expert on women's health.

The 10 best:

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CaliforniaJoe
CaliforniaJoe

Really? These are the "top 10"? I'd hate to see how unfunny the middle 50 were. This constitutes as "trolling"? Yeesh. Guess the bar's been set pretty low, then. There are online trolling guides. You "sassy" ladies might want to check those out before attempting this again. Perhaps you might actually make people laugh next time. As it stands, I've seen funnier stuff at an open mic night at the local comedy club. Which is to say, that stuff wasn't exactly side-splitting, either.Better luck next time? 

MaloneJavier911
MaloneJavier911

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jessicawayne
jessicawayne

my best friend's sister-in-law brought in $13674 a week ago. she has been working on the laptop and bought a $579400 house. All she did was get blessed and put into work the guide written on this web page ..MakeCash10.comJUST

jessicawayne
jessicawayne

my best friend's step-mother brought in $19576 last month. she been working on the laptop and got a$482000 home. All she did was get lucky and put in action the guide made clear on this link ....MakeCash10.com

thebobbob
thebobbob

A Texas woman goes to the gynecologist complaining of a pain. The woman is examined and the doctor say, "I see the problem, you have a Republican in your vagina!" 

Bmama
Bmama

And once again, the left proves they have absolutely no class. 

H_e_x
H_e_x

If they are unable to answer all the questions, maybe they should be sent used tampons instead, so that they can study them more closely and give an expert opinion. 

Larissa Lindsay
Larissa Lindsay

This started on his FB page in the "everyone" comments on Thursday - here are some screenshots http://nonsequiteuse.wordpress..., then they finally took notice that Texans were commenting (not that they cared) and shut that down, so people took to commenting under his existing posts.

Mansgame
Mansgame

And yet, rural Texans continue to vote for him.  

Seriously?
Seriously?

You guys with vaginas are funny.

Checkpoint Charlene
Checkpoint Charlene

Well played, sir. You really ought to fill in for Bill Maher when he's too high to work.

Checkpoint Charlene
Checkpoint Charlene

Y'know, I think that is one thing I have NOT had in my vagina...does that make me a virgin? 

Mexicoruby
Mexicoruby

Yes and the teapartyrepublicans really show us what they mean by small government ....government small enough to fit inside a woman's vagina

Sneexguard
Sneexguard

I KNEW IT!!!! Conservative women don't have genitalia!

John Seaborn Gray
John Seaborn Gray

Man, if only the left could be as classy as conservatives like Rush Limbaugh! Then they'd be some classy whore hooker prostitutes all right!

mnjoe
mnjoe

Bmama - You made a mistake.  Rick Perry is on the right.

Mau-ee
Mau-ee

I thought perry liked men-does that explain what he is doing to the poor Texan women?

Checkpoint Charlene
Checkpoint Charlene

I saw one of those at a "marital aids" party once! It buzzed and clinked.

And marital aids does NOT mean you give your spouse HIV.

Checkpoint Charlene
Checkpoint Charlene

You are SO full of it--of course they do. It's orgasms that they do not have. Please get your facts straight. Um, I mean, correct.

And while we're on the topic, when are we going to get the nomenclature straight? It should be "pro choice" v. "ANTI choice." Many of us pro choice folks love life, as well. Except when we're told the whole right to privacy debate is up for grabs again. 

Eye-drink
Eye-drink

Proof.......  I guess you have a crystal ball and can see who and why this happened. 

Bmama
Bmama

 No, I was correct. The "give-me-my-stuff-I'm-owed-for-free-but-don't-tell-me-what-to-do" group would be the left. Crass,rude, and disrespectful as ever. More than likely a result of their upbringing.

Checkpoint Charlene
Checkpoint Charlene

Because sex is for procreation only, and he has seen men who have children together, he will come out any day now. And when he does, I'm puttin' on my strap-on and askin' him out. 

H_e_x
H_e_x

Only a idiot can't see the connection. I guess Dr. Tiller was killed for some other reason unrelated to his work. I suppose Abe Lincoln was killed not because he was the president, but because he was blocking the view of those behind him. I guess the Taliban bombed out the giant Buddhas because they simply didn't like the looks on their faces.

Sghappymom
Sghappymom

Bmama, Yes, some of the comments posted in the article DO constitute some pretty raunchy humor, but what else is a gal to do in the face of blatant disrespect toward women that assholes like Rick Perry promote?  Our humor is nowhere near as offensive as his policies.

Dani RN 4 Obamacare
Dani RN 4 Obamacare

asking insurance companies to cover meds and treatments when premiums are paid by the recipient is NOT A GOV HANDOUT!!  quit watching Faux news and wake up to reality!!  

Rgwalt
Rgwalt

No, see, what Perry did wasn't to cut off all the "free stuff", but cut off money for the "free stuff" to organizations that perform a completely LEGAL service that Perry happens to dislike.  Its like cutting off aid to a food bank because they serve brussel sprouts, not because they take money and give away food.

There may be issues with entitlement in this country, but what Perry did does not address those issues.

H_e_x
H_e_x

He does have immaculate hair, so I'll give him that.

Cynthia A. Dolen
Cynthia A. Dolen

The ONE thing Idiot Perry knows how to do: Oops, can't think of anything.

Cynthia A. Dolen
Cynthia A. Dolen

GMAFB. Disrespectful? What a crock. I suppose you're fighting for custody of the one brain cell that exists in the sanctimonious GOP. Yep, the party that constantly spouts off about "faith, family and freedom"......of course they are in favor of all three as long as THEY define the meaning of those words based on their holier than thou "morals". How repulsive.

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