Crystal Sugars: Not As Sweet As She Sounds, Allegedly

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Erin Go Bragh, Crystal go downtown.
Sure and begorra it sounds like it was quite the St Paddy's Day donnybrook for Crystal Angel Sugars.

Police say in court documents that the 38-year-old Humble woman slugged two men, one of whom was both her business partner in a bar and also her boyfriend, thus netting misdemeanor charges of assault / bodily injury and assault / family violence.

But you know those Crystals: they seldom confine themselves to mere misdemeanors when there are felony charges in the offing. And Ms. Sugars was no exception. According to a third criminal complaint filed Saturday, she spit on the cop who came to collect her, thus racking up a third-degree felony harassment of a public servant rap.

This was neither her first (or second) assault charge this month nor the first time she's gone aggro on a cop this decade.

Back on March 8, she is alleged to have punched out a woman while trespassing on the property of another man.

Those charges came seven months after her conviction stemming from a 2010 case wherein she kicked a Houston cop in the abdomen while he was struggling to restrain her in the back of his police cruiser. Charged initially with felony cop-assault, Sugars and her attorneys were later able to bargain the DA's office down to a misdemeanor, for which she served a mere three days in Harris County Jail.

And way back in 1999, Sugars was sentenced to two days in jail and fined $900 after her conviction yet another assault, and eight years before that she got six months probation for resisting arrest. Fans of Texas DWI case law will also find that her name rings out in the annals there too.

On her Facebook page, Sugars describes herself as the vice-president of Sugar's Sports Lounge, a swanky multilevel FM 1960 tavern.

Early on that fateful St. Patrick's day, someone affiliated to the club posted this:

Hey ya'll!! It's St. Patrick's Day...time to get your Irish on!! Doors open at 3 with Crawfish at $6 a pound...buy 2 get 1 free!!!! Happy Hour is running all day and night!!! $1.50 green beer!!!!!

DJ Hollywood starts spinning at 10 with all your favorites from past and present!!!

Be sure to join us...you'll never know what you'll see at Sugar's!!

Ah yes. If all the shenanigans reported in those criminal complaints are true, and assuming they went down at Sugar's, that last bit is an understatement even Samuel Beckett would envy.


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Brian Sullivan
Brian Sullivan

One of my colleagues pointed me to this article as we used to do business with Mrs. Sugars through one of her previous places of employment.

First, I'd like to say that this is the typical sensationalist garbage that Mr. Lomax is known to write, after all circus sells newspapers, so I take this story with a grain of salt.

Mrs. Sugars was handling our business account for a few years and we've seen nothing but professionalism - things were done on time, in a courteous matter and she was very knowledgeable in her field. It is sad that her private life became exposed in such a negative light and she has no recourse or at least a say over this story.

Zhava
Zhava

ML and crystal meth have enjoyed some serious white priveladges lol... Ok here's an answer to your crazy go logic. "if she kicked an officer before, why didn't she do it this time" ? The reason is that she just freaks out and does whatever she feels like in the moment, sometimes spitting, sometimes kicking... You get the idea, actually you probably don't...

Zhava
Zhava

Look at ML... the charges were lessened because a holes like you want to make your life's work controlling veryone else's... She's a cheerleader who didn't grow up and realise the only thing she's good for is f$@$$ng until it was too late.

ML
ML

Whatever happened to presumed innocent until proven guilty?  Let me get this straight, you thought this story was important because of her name?  In addition, have you read the criminal law books on what self-defense is?  Are we looking at the same picture?  This woman is beautiful.  Of course, there are going to be jealousy issues with her just being in a room.  All she has to do is be present and all the women will hate her.  Resisting arrest at the age of 16 is a child not knowing what the law is yet.   Criminal law says that if you are not in continuous danger, you may not protect yourself from any individual who may have hit you, slapped you, shoved you, etc. and then walked away. If the officer was really kicked, why would the charges have been dropped down to misdemeanor assault?  Evidence may have proven that it didn’t happen & being that she appears to be a professional in more than one business, she may have just wanted to pay the fine and walk away. Domestic violence is a horrible thing.  If the majority partner in a business does not show his domestic abuse to anyone and then gets assaulted for his domestic abuse in front of all the employees,  that may be a reason for the assault charge against her. I was there that night and I’m someone who knows the inside scoop.   Since I need my job, I can’t exactly post my name.  As to the officer hyped up on steroids, after how I saw him treating her, when she was being very cooperative and not giving the other officer a hard time, I can’t say that I wouldn’t have spit on him myself.  I think most of us know that most officers were bullies in school: now they just have a badge to give them the authority to be legal bullies, until proven by video. Another question, if she kicked an officer once before, then why didn’t she kick this one(food for thought, Mr. Brilliant story writer)?FYI:  I’ve worked for her for a while & she really is as sweet as her name.  Too bad, everyone wants to pass judgment based on paper, even when the case is still open.  On a brighter note, hopefully she becomes famous now for being such a hard core criminal who treats all her employees with respect and dignity.   ML

Robert
Robert

What is her boyfriend's name? Bode Lemons?

Handle2086
Handle2086

why do these people keep getting away this stuff, if she were black and hit a cop they would have shot her in place, and the officer would have said i felt threatend

csoakley
csoakley

Guys, can we just go ahead and formalize this? Just start a column called 'The Crystal Files' and you should be able to reliably post a few stories a week.

Fat Bass Turd
Fat Bass Turd

Ah, lassie ... green beer induces bipolar-vacillations of menstrual proportions.  Or, maybe she just had a whisker in her biscuit ...

ML
ML

Actually, you probably don't even have an education.  Conversing with you is a waste of time.  Jealousy is an ugly monster:  you should get that checked. 

ML
ML

You only know what's  in black in white; you know nothing about her real world life.  If she was only good for what you claim, then why is she capable of starting & managing 2 businesses simultaneously? 

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

She's been convicted of resisting arrest and for assaulting a cop, if not assault of a cop. Now a third cop says she spit on him, and this month, three other people have said she has assaulted them. 

As for  "Another question, if she kicked an officer once before, then why didn’t she kick this one(food for thought, Mr. Brilliant story writer)?," that is seriously one of the least intelligent things I have ever been asked.

Bill
Bill

 Bobby Wayne Lemons

Sickbassturd
Sickbassturd

if if if and how do you know were you there ?

csoakley
csoakley

Looks like we have something semi-official! There is now a 'Crystals' tag with this story. It gives some unrelated 'Crystals' such as a review of the Crystal Castles show, etc. However, it does give plenty of awesome results. If you could pin that tag down to just return results in 'Hair Balls' or in the 'Crime' category, I think we will be there.

Edited for spelling..

Fat Bass Turd
Fat Bass Turd

Edited ... really?  Did yer "moderator" find my remark too overly chauvinistic?  C'mon, at least I didn't make any "vart" jokes ...

Bob
Bob

Is Sugars now Nicks? 

ML
ML

Thinking this story was worthy of wasting space on this website is seriously on eof the least intelligent things I've ever seen. 

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

We've got all the space in the world here, and the thousands of people who read this article would probably disagree. 

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