Taylor Burnham's Nude Ride: Allegedly Drunk Corpus Cowgirl Leads Cops On Chase Wearing Nothing But Cowboy Boots

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Nueces County Jail
Taylor Burnham: Takes title of Puss N' Boots way too literally.
Police say a Corpus Christi woman was drunk when they arrested her early Saturday morning after a low-speed chase. At the time of her arrest, 18-year-old Taylor Burnham was wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots.

Acting on a complaint about a suspicious person, police found Burnham in a back alley in the 1960s-era, ranch-home-dotted Brady Bunch-esque Lakes subdivision of Corpus, standing in her birthday suit between a Jeep Wrangler and someone's back fence. Instead of sticking around to answer the cops' questions, Burnham jumped in the Wrangler and drove off, cops in pursuit.

The chase only lasted for a mile and a half and Burnham's speed never exceeded 30 miles an hour, police say, but she did manage to steer the Jeep onto the sidewalk at one point.

Once she was apprehended, a female officer arrived to help this South Texas Godiva get decent. And then she was given a battery of sobriety tests, which she appears not to have scored all that well on, as she was arrested for both evading arrest and driving while intoxicated.


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heyjay
heyjay

Puss in boots, nuff said. lol

Ruby
Ruby

Shit, I used to go to school with her!

Pat Johnson
Pat Johnson

That evading charge is a state jail felony, hopefully the judge sentences her to year, because there is no parole with state jail felony.

Gr82btexan
Gr82btexan

don't judge her.  she was obviously dared to stand out there naked, and then panicked when the cops showed up.  she was at a party.  she is a very nice girl, just makes some poor choices.  haven't we all?  

Guest
Guest

She's just a girl

Gene
Gene

I'd like to poke that cowgirl right now!

Phil
Phil

its not Lady Godiva, it was Lady Cow Diva

David Houston
David Houston

An 18 year old cowgirl naked in all but her boots, damn this is my fantasy...

David
David

This storey has travelled far and wide. It made the international news on Australian web sites. It gave me a good laugh.I love the comment puss in boots. LOL

KAC
KAC

I'm a little surprised this didn't happen in Lufkin.

Unavailable
Unavailable

One more thing, she's a gorgeous lady, and I bet a spitfire to boot!

Unavailable
Unavailable

Why don't the cops just tell her to put her clothes on and take her in for being drunk. She damn well didn't know what she was doing. Instead they spread her name all over the Internet like a cheap trick. She doesn't deserve this, especially at 18. No one has any decency anymore, especially the Corpus Christi cops.

Jessica
Jessica

 To me that is really sad and dangerous. I don't find anything funny about it.

Nightmare on Bagby
Nightmare on Bagby

Just another Friday night Saddle Club dance out at the county fairgrounds, most likely. A scene I remember fondly, if not well. Cheap whiskey and Dr. Pepper in a Big Gulp cup... ah, to be 18 again...

puckhead67
puckhead67

Why cant I ever find a drunk naked girl with just cowboy boots on behind my house...

TK
TK

Ok, I died laughing.  Puss N' Boots KILLED me.

Lucky1260
Lucky1260

EXSCUSE ALL OF YOU this "girl" is my friend and thanks to all who defend er but cmon you dont know her or her history what she has been through why she was like that so shut up she is actuall a very decent young lady who got caught up in bad things dont tell me you havent made mistakes so shut up if your not goin to be nice

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

She is indeed one of the more fetching ladies to appear here. 

Stanislav Aksenov
Stanislav Aksenov

I'm sure, she's shown that to a few guys she didn't remember the next morning.

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

They might well have done that had she not jumped in the car and driven off when they rolled up on her. At worst she would have gotten a PI, maybe a disorderly conduct for being naked in public. (Probably not an indecent exposure because that tends to imply exhibitionist intent.)

Stanislav Aksenov
Stanislav Aksenov

You're an idiot. Cops don't write articles and post them in newspapers. The only one indecent in this story is the drunken sl*t. She got what was coming to her. It would be dumb for the cops to risk being accused of multitude of made-up violations (until they saw her drive like a drunkard, they couldn't positively say she was drunk and was causing mischief) while attempting to arrest a young naked female just to, potentially, save her face.

Jessica
Jessica

 That's disgusting.

Lazybum
Lazybum

 Lucky1260- Did the person that took her clothes and hat also take all of your punctuation?

BTW_ She looks like a little cutie who had a bad day. I hope the rest of her year goes a little better.

texasintoronto
texasintoronto

who cares, if shes pulling shit like this shes putting herself in a position to be a laughingstock

Ralph
Ralph

 You know her? Could you set it up so that I may slap my nuts on her chin?

Wyatt
Wyatt

Do you actually know her or do you just harbor a serial killer-style inclinations and a weird hatred for women?

Wyatt
Wyatt

You call a woman you presumably don't know a "slut" (since being naked makes you promiscuous, and even if she were promiscuous, who the fuck cares), but you're too proper to actually spell it out? Here's a neat puzzle: Your comment makes you sound like a f*cking pr*ck.

ball of hair
ball of hair

 I don't think he was envisioning the likes of you in boots, Jessica, yes that would be disgusting, he probably was referring to a beautiful woman.  Now you've tainted my fantasy, thanks a lot woman.

texasintoronto
texasintoronto

none of those fatality accidents involve anyone driving at 30 mph naked either. 

Pat Johnson
Pat Johnson

 lots of "decent young ladies" serving time at a State Jail facility for evading in a motor vehicle...the drunk driving charge is peanuts to the evading charge, I hope the Judge send her to prison, just as he does now with everyone. @texasintoronto.. nobody laughs at fatality accidents scenes involving drunk drivers evading arrest in a vehicle!

Wyatt
Wyatt

harbor, serial, killer and style, minus that extra a

Fun Police
Fun Police

Hey Stanislav, whats the matter?? you scared of naked ladies?  you are a pig. Being naked is probably against your religion....

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