Michael Berry: 5 Places Worse Than A Gay Bar That He Could Have Been Seen At

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His discerning audience would be dismayed
As much of the nation knows by now, Michael Berry attended a drag show in Montrose and allegedly got involved in a hit-and-run.

Berry is a minor-league version of Rush and Hannity, ranting on the radio with truthiness to disparage anything that isn't Tea Party Republican.

A Montrose gay bar is probably not the place most of his listening audience expected him to be.

But there are worse places he could be seen. Such as:

5. A Sheila Jackson Lee fundraiser
With his checkbook or debit card ready and willing.

4. The Society for Reasonable Discussion of Political Issues
In other words, a gathering of Commie-Muslim-loving traitors.

3. A Chevy Volt dealership
If it ain't an SUV or pick-up, it ain't American.

2. A symposium of respected scientists and Nobel winners examining climate change
Not unless there are at least three crackpots on the panel.

1. A mosque
Because if you so much as set foot in a mosque, everyone knows you begin actively and surreptitiously pushing for sharia law to supplant the Constitution.


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Jn Brown
Jn Brown

and in more news Sheriff , Pinal Co., Az., Tea Party wingnut spends the night with gay Democrat and his friend.  (according to the sheriffs own text message).

Ed liss
Ed liss

Hey Michael,if it's true at least be truthful to your wife.Why should she suffer if you come down with HIV or some other exotic disease.

Defroh
Defroh

I think most of the posters here are missing the major point, that Berry is hateful and intolerant of anything or anyone who is different from the "conservative ideal."  I can't say whether he's a gay basher - just the sound of his voice makes my skin crawl so I can't listen to him at all. His vehement denial he's a basher certainly leaves open speculation he might be in the closet and can't stand himself.  The main point here is his avoidance of  the law and its consequences.  A truly execrable human being.

Soujourna
Soujourna

In other words, anywhere brain-dead journalist hang out?

R081880
R081880

GREAT ARTICLE MICHAEL CHERRY BASHES MINORITIES AND GAYS ON A DAILY BASIS. PERHAPS HE IS HOMOSEXUAL AND HAS AN UNDOCUMENTED MAN LOVER. EITHER WAY HE IS A BULLY AND I CALL FOR CLEAR CHANNEL TO PROMOTE HIM TO A NATIONAL GAY RADIO SHOW! !

Jim C
Jim C

Handing out welcome baskets just this side of the Rio Grande.

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karen
karen

Atheist convention. You still be at least pretend you believe in a higher power if you want to stay in conservative radio.

txn3456
txn3456

I just wonder if Sam Malone was ever in there with him.

MichaelBerryRamsHard
MichaelBerryRamsHard

If he has nothing to hide; why did he hit and run?  Michael please COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!

Watercolor_quilts
Watercolor_quilts

I like Michael Berry. He tells it like it is. You so called "journalists" could learn a lot from him.

Texas_sucks_the_big_one
Texas_sucks_the_big_one

Why can't he hang around airport bathrooms to get lucky like a certain Republican congressman did?

Klem Kadiddlehopper
Klem Kadiddlehopper

Another right wing blowhard hypocrite bites the dust.  Maybe Berry and Jon Matthews can get together over a cold one, and Rush can bring the Oxycontin.

Yearnd
Yearnd

cause of accident-- touching up his lipstick and eye shadow 

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Qjfejddkd
Qjfejddkd

Congrats! You win the award for the least-informative, most-biased article of the year award! Not funny either...

Bill
Bill

worst article ever.  You fail at attempted satire.

Robert Paulson
Robert Paulson

Bashes gays? What a moron you are. Have you ever even heard his show?

BigEd242
BigEd242

I wonder if he has "been tellin' it like it is" on his radio show?  I would guess not.  If he is gay, at least he can go to Marcus Bachmann's "therapy" center up there in Michelle Bachmann's Minnesota district, and just pray it all away! Yay!

Ed
Ed

You should know

Michael Berry
Michael Berry

I disagree with every part of that sentence you wrote...except for 'blowhard.'

#totallynotgay

anthonyNtx
anthonyNtx

It was funny. You just want Berry.

Michael Berry
Michael Berry

THANK YOU!!  Everyone knows that the #1 answer should have been 'South Beach.'  That place is soooooo sketch.

#totallynotgay

Copa
Copa

 The whole "Berry sighted at gay bar" angle is getting a little too much play. Dude lived and worked in Montrose forever, maybe still does. Harping on "I saw you at a local bar in Montrose, you must be teh gay" comes across as homophobic, whether he is actually gay or not.

The issue here is that this law-and-order asshat did a hit-and-run, and has the police covering for him despite video evidence, eyewitnesses, and corroborating damage on both vehicles involved. Doesn't matter which bar this happened at.

And yes, this was pretty lame satire. Still better than the articles where Richard cries about law enforcement cracking down on teen prostitution.

JT
JT

What about his drinking problem? Hehe.

barbeedoll
barbeedoll

Dude, you crack me up...these people are just idiots.

Wyatt
Wyatt

 The only reason I find it entertaining he was at a gay bar is because 95 percent of his fans would be shocked and horrified by the scene at T.C.'s. I don't think it makes him gay. He might be, or might not - I don't care either way. But he was at the kind of place that would terrify your average right-wing radio listener. So that's pretty funny.

Michael Berry
Michael Berry

Thank you, Copa.  Like I said before, my enemies in 'Big Gay' have been trying to get me to back it up for a long time.  I finally take charge of things, and this is the thanks I get?  No wonder this country is going straight to socialist hell.

Jonathan Hartgraves
Jonathan Hartgraves

 Where's the proof of corroborating damage?  Have you seen insurance claims? You're implying a police cover up, do you realize the implications of that? Not saying it's true, not saying it's not. But don't make unfounded claims.

Finneganwakeman
Finneganwakeman

....and maybe that Berry's done this same dance before: demanding law and order for others in the most hyperbolic (and racially coded) terms, while evading it himself.

And the obvious fact that he's a blowhard, harder to shut up than a cockroach is to kill, and now he's gone silent, both literally and digitally, removing himself from the public domain while this blows over.

odd little fellow, indeed.

Copa
Copa

 Jonathan, Tuderia Bennett has seen the accident report, and he claims that it verifies damage to the rear of Berry's vehicle.

http://www.khou.com/news/local...

So far, every claim Tuderia has made has ended up being substantiated by other eyewitnesses and/or video evidence.

You could have Googled this yourself instead of accusing me of making unfounded claims.

Robert Paulson
Robert Paulson

Actually, it's really easy to shut him up...all you have to do is turn the channel. Read your instruction manual if you are having a hard time or ask an adult to help.

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