11 Vintage Valentine's Day Cards and Why They Are Really Creepy

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Love is in the air. Kids everywhere -- or, more likely, their moms -- are buying boxes of cheap Valentine's Day cards to hand out in the classroom.

It's a tradition that's been going on for years, and obviously it's not just for kids. But in days of yore, card designers could seem a little....creepy.

Like in these 11 examples.

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11. The drugs make him hunt
Those eyes and armed? The chicks'll be swarming at ya, kid.


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10. As we die a slow, burning death
This is like the last scene of Titanic, if it took place in a fiery hell instead of the North Atlantic.


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9. She puts the lotion in the pumpkin
It's not the double-entendres of eating and going deeper and deeper, it's the Silence of the Lambs way the dude's looking at his captured, helpless prey.


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8. What could possibly be creepy about this?
Offensive? Sure. But even if you take away the words, it still looks like you're getting a valentine from an 84-year-old grandma.


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9 comments
Alice Fening
Alice Fening

But then again its America so go figure.

Thenonymous
Thenonymous

Look at the highlighted letters in #1. It's anagrammic code for

"Anal A Bitch, Mime Hot Minty Joy!"or "Hmm. Labia Machine. Tiny Joy Tot."

NewsDog
NewsDog

#5 is for a threesome it's an early lesbian valentine.  

Hbeard85
Hbeard85

Aww, I thought the tea one was cute... till I realized her little face looked waaaay too happy....

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