Rick Perry Thinks This Picture Will Convince You He's Not Crazy to Keep Running

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After a huge thumping in Iowa, where $6 million bought him just 10.3 percent of the vote, Our Governor Rick Perry said he was coming back to Texas to reassess whether God made a mistake in telling him to run for the Presidency.

This morning he tweeted, "And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State...Here we come South Carolina!!!" and attached the above picture.

It absolutely does not make him look like some crazy uncle you try to avoid at Thanksgiving. In Rick Perry's mind, at least.


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DeathBreath
DeathBreath

The Houston Ballet might have an opening. 

DeathBreath
DeathBreath

At present, I am attempting to recover from the belly laugh I experienced when I viewed this picture.  Holy fucking Christ, Rick, you look like the simpleton you truly are in that ridiculous-looking outfit.  But, I suppose where there is smoke there is fire, right?  Pretty Boy Perry, please, tell me, do you often sport hose in your "private life?" 

You know, I think a pair of Justin Boots might complete that outfit.  People would surely know you were from Texas.  You dumb fuck!

Jmccormack
Jmccormack

Where's his 'water' horse??!! See the bow in them thar legs!

Miezekatze
Miezekatze

Make fun of a guy running for the office and your cool.

Make fun of the guy in office and your a troll.

Longhorn289
Longhorn289

Leno and Letterman are probably giddy at the thought of Perry continuing on his death march. No telling what stupid thing he'll do or say next. Unfortunately, he will continue to reinforce a negative sterotype of Texans everywhere he goes. 

Jim C
Jim C

He looks a lot like a younger Gary Busey.  And that ain't a good thing.

Craigley
Craigley

Perry just may win SC.  Why is this so far fetched?

TK
TK

still better than the dumb jackass in office now.  hell, my dog would be better.

Fat Bass Turd
Fat Bass Turd

Snappy! It's "live action, y'all" ... he's just "gettin' his bead-on!"

ShitThrowingMonkey
ShitThrowingMonkey

The difference is there's a measure of wit being used to needle Perry, in most cases.  TK came in with his dog being better than Obama.  The only thing funny about that barb is it makes you wonder what kind of backwoods redneck TK is, because I think backwoods rednecks are funny from a distance.

Fat Bass Turd
Fat Bass Turd

Come on ... the man killed a coyote while joggin' or walkin' his dog or whatever ... cut him some slack.  At least my Governor's got salt ... and he's "gettin' his bead-on" South Carolina.  He didn't throw in the towel (or apron, in Bachman's case).  Don't mess with Texas ... this is "live action" y'all!

DeathBreath
DeathBreath

Yeah, they're a state known for intellectualism, aren't they?   If he dons those, "come fuck me boyz" hose, he might get more than votes.  But, then again, Perry is not gay.  The rumors reflect that he has a might small Mr. Happy.  But, so do most GOPigs. 

comstone
comstone

TK -- that's an astute, intelligent, coherent, lucid comment of yours. I'm glad you're not actually considering working to improve the community/nation, because ignorance like that needs to stay in bed with your dog. 

DeathBreath
DeathBreath

"Don't mess with Texas?"  Why would anyone do that?  We mess with ourselves.

Pete Kotz
Pete Kotz

Rick Perry's gotta be gay. Straight guys do not have fetishes for monogrammed footwear. I believe science will back me up on this.

TK
TK

bite me.  just stating a fact.  

don't pull my finger
don't pull my finger

Death Breath? Have you seen a doctor regarding condition?  Please don't breathe in this general area. (See Liberals have a sense of humor too.) Obama's not a liberal but he's far better than the ass clowns that the other side has.

DeathBreath
DeathBreath

Please, tell me, do you actually think that Pretty Boy Perry, the one who is deeply in the closet, would make a better President?  My God your stupid.  But, if the truth was really revealed, you would be even more comfortable with a candidate sensitive to your White Supremacist leanings, right? 

I have an idea.  Why don't you down a 1/5th of Jack Daniels, get a pretzel, sit on a sofa, and let that fucking dog revive you when you pass out and fall on the floor.  

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