Geneva Espinoza: Coke in Her Panties, 3-Year-Old Running Free in the Back Seat, X, Xanax -- Mom of the Year

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Geneva Espinoza: Littering will get you every time.
Remember, kids, don't litter on the highway.

Especially if you're carrying a veritable evidence room's worth of illicit drugs, including the ol' coke-in-the-panties trick.

Geneva Espinoza, 24, found this out when a Webster cop saw her tailgating and tossing trash out her car window.

When he pulled her over, according to the Houston Chronicle, "he detected the odor of marijuana and saw Espinoza's child walking around in the back seat."

Then the fun began.

A search of the car yielded the following: 13 bags of coke, including one in her panties and some within reach of the kid; 28 Ecstasy pills; and 48 Xanax.

In an attempt to win the Understatement of the Year award, a cop told the Chron, "She had a lot more drugs on her person than we could normally call personal consumption."

Harris County court records show Espinoza has also been charged at times with meth possession and theft.

The child was turned over to a relative.


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10 comments
Creg
Creg

lucky for her, ron paul is going to make allllllllll of that *legal*

unique
unique

This is not a funny situation and i find it disgusting that this blogger representing houston press can make a joke out of a child in a dangerous situation and a woman who obviously needs help with a problem. Grow up and find another job if you can't be sensitive to topics like these.

TK
TK

Don't Mess With Texas.

Najaf
Najaf

Take that crap back to Mexico where everything is dirty and nasty.

MadMac
MadMac

Can we arrange FB friend request for her and John Edgar Birdwell? Sounds like a match made... um, someplace.

Keith
Keith

Fuck off, cunt.

ShitThrowingMonkey
ShitThrowingMonkey

If she doesn't get the help she needs, don't blame Connelly.  Misdirect much?

MadMac
MadMac

Hey, Najaf, take that back to Vidor. Your nasty-dirty cousin's waiting for you.

H_e_x
H_e_x

I'll have you know that cousin is also a sister, aunt, and step mother.

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