Tomball Cop's Shoulder Broken After She Stops Backseat Teen Sex

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A sight a little like this prompted this near-tragic incident.
Ask a cop about their most dangerous types of calls and you hear about drug raids, boozy domestic disputes and armed robberies. Seldom if ever have we heard of "catching two teenagers bonking in the back seat of a Honda Civic" as the type of call cops dread, but one such incident almost cost a Tomball cop her life last Monday.

According to a police report on file in the Harris County courthouse, Tomball cop / detective Kristina Tikal was headed to work from her apartment on January 2 when she noticed something funny about an old blue Honda Civic in the parking lot: the left rear door was wide open and there were a pair of naked legs sticking out, toes pointed toward the ground.

Tikal stopped the car and told the man to pull his pants up, and then saw that there was a 17-year-old woman in the backseat who was also not wearing pants.

A very large young woman, in fact. Court records list the teen as packing 240 pounds on her five-foot-five frame, leading one to wonder if the backseat of a Honda Civic was the best possible venue for the sexual contortions that both the young woman and the man later told the cop were about to ensue.

Tikal reported that she ordered the man and the woman to get dressed and told them that they were being detained. She said that while she was standing between the open door and the backseat, the young woman managed to bound into the driver's seat and start the car. Tikal said she told the woman twice to shut the engine down, but the woman instead threw the Civic into reverse, smashed down on the accelerator and fled the scene.

In doing so, she clipped Tikal's shoulder, hurling her ten feet from the vehicle and causing her to suffer a fractured scapula, injuries to her hip and elbow, and abrasions to her arms and legs.

(UPDATE: Earlier reports that Tikal had fractured her skull were erroneous: in typing up the original report, a police source morphed "fractured scapula" into "fractured scalp.")

The young woman got away, but not without several witnesses giving detailed descriptions of both her and the car to police, and a few days later a tipster told police where the young woman lived, and cops found a damaged blue Honda Civic in the driveway.

Police later went to Tomball High School and talked to the young woman, who matched the description they had been given. The woman and her mother later gave a statement saying that the woman had panicked when Tikal walked up on her. She claimed to have known only that she had hit a truck. She said she had no idea she'd hit a cop.

Tomball cops aren't buying it. The woman has been charged with aggravated assault of a police officer and felony evading arrest. Had she not driven away, all the woman would have faced were charges of either indecent exposure or disorderly conduct.


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Taffy DeLillo
Taffy DeLillo

first off fatty, you should have more self respect than to have sex in a parking lot, that's why they have motels. And btw you know you ran , so now face your stupid acts and face the penalty for being a dumb ass, that could have hurt the police woman seriously. But if the shoe was on the other foot, her and her mom would be suing the city. I'm now glad she got a stupid person off the streets for our kids to have better surroundings.

Bar
Bar

isn't indecent exposure a sexual offence now? and if so wouldn't that mean she would have to register as a sexual offender?  which would put her on the same list as a child molester. the writer of this forgets to mention these things. 

Emeicher
Emeicher

Oh my god. What a stupid young girl. My boyfriend is the manager at Superior Lube and does the maintainence on the police fleet He swears they are the most down to earth force around. That girl deserves every felony she gets. TO A GREAT AND SPEEDY RECOVERY.DETECTIVE TIKAL.

Liz MeicherBRYAN

A&M vet
A&M vet

I heard they had to go to the Tomball High Ag barn to find her 245 on 5'5"  big girl or small livestock. Also, what did they do with the big ass bag of flour ?

ziggy played guitar
ziggy played guitar

Weight, smeight--the real story here is of a policewoman giving her all to prevent another Tomball baby!!! She should get a medal.

CAMSHEEL
CAMSHEEL

Dang FAT BITCH  what the hell the very fact that you fit in the backseat makes me laugh. then to drive off  I HOPE YOU GO TO JAIL FOR 2 DAYS  I WOULD MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE COP'S MEDICAL BILLS.

Texmex01
Texmex01

Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round!!!!!

ribalding
ribalding

245, and she managed to squeeze from the back of a Civic into the front? 

You have to admire her agility, if nothing else.

Horatioalger
Horatioalger

There are some good cops on the Tomball Police force but Tikal ain't one of them.  It was only a matter of time before she was injured (or worse).  There is something psychologically wrong with that cop.

Emeicher
Emeicher

1. They are disgusting2. I would hate those calls too.3. She should get serious jail time.

GO T.P.D. YALL ARE A GOOD GROUP OF PPL

Emeicher
Emeicher

Is she the flour.or is she.rolling around in the flour I feel bad for1The little.old.Honda Civic2THE.detective who saw the sight for.sore.eyes3BahahahahahahahahH sorry I couldn't contain myself.

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