Pop Rocks: So Who Really Isn't Sexier Than Jennifer Aniston?

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You win this round, Aniston.
Men's Health magazine, which I'd always assumed was largely aimed at the gay population (much like Field & Stream), recently declared Jennifer Aniston the "sexiest woman of all time:"

Forget that "Sexiest Woman Alive" nonsense. Jennifer Aniston has just been named "Sexiest Woman of All Time" by readers of Men's Health magazine.

In their explanation of why the 42-year-old "Horrible Bosses" star topped the poll, the editors of Men's Health wrote, "'Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny. Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable, and anyone who's seen her in 'Office Space' has to admit she makes even pieces of flair look good."
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Aniston also beat out Raquel Welch, Marilyn Monroe, Britney Spears, Madonna, Ursula Andress, Bettie Page, Pamela Anderson and Jane Fonda.

And there was much gnashing of teeth. Look, I've had my issues with the former Friend in the past, but rather than trot out a laundry list of my own sexiest women contenders (WHERE'S LYNDA CARTER?), I thought I'd acknowledge that there are, in fact, quite a few women less sexy than Jennifer Aniston.

10. Ann Coulter

Personality counts for a lot, where sexiness is concerned, so this was a pretty easy call. I've met inflatable women sexier than Ann Coulter.


9. Helen Lovejoy

Why'd they have to kill Maude Flanders? Maude was the gentler, more forgiving soul. Helen is just Gladys Kravitz with rabbit features.


8. Nancy Spungen

The thing is, as annoying as Chloe Webb's portrayal of Sid Vicious's doomed co-dependent in Alex Cox's Sid and Nancy, by all accounts she was just as horrific in real life. A sad end, to be sure, for a young woman reportedly suffering from mental illness, but...that voice. Jesus.



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15 comments
Dudley "Booger" Dawson
Dudley "Booger" Dawson

Sick of hearing about Jennifer Aniston.  There is no way in hell she could be the sexiest. 

Khalil McMillan
Khalil McMillan

How Nancy Grace escaped your list (or didnt get an Honorable Mention) is beyond me...(Jane Valez-Mitchell and any Fox News Femme) *raspberry*!!!!

Khalil McMillan
Khalil McMillan

I am a transplant Los Angeleno.  I understand the bloodlust of righteous indignation.  I understand that I live in a state that TRULY BELIEVES in "an for an eye" justice.

My point?  Gwen Stefani is the sexiest thing ever,

Khalil McMillan
Khalil McMillan

Sarcasm is sarcasm.  Satire  is satire.  Being sardonic is being sardonic.  Clever is as clever does.  Kudos for most of your picks, man (I feel you on the prom thing...hella ballsy to volunteer it and put that out there)...Aileen Wuornos, though.  I am against the death penalty to begin with....but this was a woman/monster that was CLEARLY nuts (partially due to bad life choices....i would argue mostly because of the men she came across)....

Picking on her posthumously seems beneath "the press"....

Otherwise, I could not agree with you more...Ms. Aniston couldn't carry Sandra Bullock's jock strap (or Sarah Silverman's  for that matter) in the humor/hotness departments....(yep....theyre kinda manly.......but thats some of their charm)...

Mike D.
Mike D.

@TK: I think Michelle Obama will make the list of least sexy horses.

TK
TK

I think Michelle Obama has Aileen Wuornos beat.

Craigley
Craigley

She's too sexy for my cat.

H_e_x
H_e_x

Says the Adonis, I'm sure.

Khalil McMillan
Khalil McMillan

*blink*.  Upon what do you base your opinion, Gentle Sir?

Khalil McMillan
Khalil McMillan

I honestly dont think that troll is going to reply, man.

H_e_x
H_e_x

I don't feed the trolls on other sites I comment on, only this one. I don't know why, really. It's obvious that most of the trolls are actually one person (time stamps and identical rhetoric indicate so), so arguing with one is arguing with them all. That guy up there, mike, I don't think he is the overall troll of this site. The sames sounds plausible, so it can't be him.Best to ignore of just mess with internet tough guys.

Khalil McMillan
Khalil McMillan

Here's mah thang, H_e_x...take the bait (if you wanna) and appeal to the troll's better angels (oxymoron, I know).  If that doesnt work, let the troll have the last word (there are enough of us that have seen you "debate" PC Police).

Believe me.  You will not lose, Friend-O.

H_e_x
H_e_x

Knowing the trolls here, I wouldn't be surprised if he does.

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