Nativity scenes are a staple at many homes in the Christmas season. Whether they're realistic or stylistic, these portrayals of the manger are supposed to remind us of the true meaning of the holiday, in case we haven't watched Charlie Brown recently.
Most nativity scenes are straightforward models, maybe with real straw and ceramic figures. But some are....out there. Like these ten:
10. Christ, Our Rubber Duckie Is Born
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
He's a Galilean Jewish Rabbi
And as a savior, He's not too shabbi
9. World's Most Bored Donkey
Are we there yet? Meanwhile the dude next to him has taken some excellent X.
8. A pregnant Mary
"Joseph, I gotta pee."
"But Mary, ye pee-eth a mere 20 cubits and 10 spans ago."
"DO YOU HAVE SOME GODDAMN BABY SITTING ON YOUR BLADDER, JOSEPH!?!?"
7. Dogs Playing Jesus
We guess it's better than poker or pool.