Hot, Hot Christmas: Nine Erotic Novels About the Holiday Season (Semi-NSFW)

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When the yuletide whip comes down.
Porn never sleeps.

You'd think the holy season of baby Jesus and Santa would not be fodder for writers of erotica, both soft-core and not-so-soft-core, but you'd be wrong. Geez, there's probably a subgenre out there of Veteran's Day "romance" novels.

To be sure, Christmas can be romantic, with sincere expressions of love, with running into old flames when you go home for the holidays, with people hoping not to be alone and lowering their standards after a few spiked egg nogs.

Not to mention the pay-for-play head excited wifey gives her husband after getting a red-bowed Lexus.

But the erotica writers of America don't limit themselves to such obvious things. Here are nine examples.

9. This Christmas She Rules, by Jennifer Leland
Synopsis:

It's another gloomy Christmas for Pamela Dane. Not only is it the anniversary of a dark period in her life, but all her friends had the nerve to hook up. It's not easy for a female Domme to find a playmate.





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8. `Twas a Dark and Delicious Christmas, an anthology
Synopsis:
From the keeper of Santa's naughty list, delightful little Elves eager to please, and the sensual love of a toy soldier--the holidays are filled with orgasmic cheer. Where wishes come true, Frosty is itching for a melt-down, fairies and angels are randy to grant your every wish, 'tis the season to be oh, so jolly-filled.

Unwrap your darkest desires...for this is Christmas, and it will never be the same.





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7. Jingle All the Way, by Judy Mays
Synopsis:
What do you do with a two-hundred-pound stripping Santa who's freezing his jingle balls off? Warm him up and drop him into your hot tub, what else? Then make very sure he's completely thawed out...


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David Houston
David Houston

Charles Dickens could easily have made 'A Christmas Carol' a bit saucier.  Carol Scrooge being the main character visited by several naughty spirits over the course of the evening...  It would have had it all, baudy Victorian antics in a four-poster bed, and the Christmas goose she gives to Bob Cratchet would have a whole new meaning...

Lan
Lan

I am a 27 years old doctor,mature and beautiful. and now i am seeking a good man who can give me real love, so i got a sername Andromeda2002 on  Agedate.СòM, a nice and free place for younger women and older men,or older women and younger men, to interact with each other.Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Lan
Lan

I am a 27 years old doctor,mature and beautiful. and now i am seeking a good man who can give me real love, so i got a sername Andromeda2002 on  Agedate.СòM, a nice and free place for younger women and older men,or older women and younger men, to interact with each other.Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Lan
Lan

I am a 27 years old doctor,mature and beautiful. and now i am seeking a good man who can give me real love, so i got a sername Andromeda2002 on  Agedate.СòM, a nice and free place for younger women and older men,or older women and younger men, to interact with each other.Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

HC
HC

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