(Drunk?) Rick Perry Somehow Provides an Opportunity to Update Our Dumb-Quote Random Generator

Categories: Perry 2012
Rick Perry has finally found a way to overshadow the "Rick Perry gay" google searches, which yield about 5 million results.

In just one day, "Rick Perry drunk" has rocketed to 12.9 million results.

Yay?

Anyway, Perry's now-legendary speech in New Hampshire provided an opportunity to update our random generator of Dumb Things Rick Perry Says. Have at it, people!


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10 comments
LoneStar34
LoneStar34

Perry has done more to damage the reputation of Texas than any other politician on record. He is a multi-faced snake. Elect him at our peril.

Guest
Guest

He doesn't seem drunk. He seems like he just did a couple o' bumps of coke.

Tunnel Mole
Tunnel Mole

"...bureaucrats are doing all this bureaucratic rulemaking...."

And it must be stopped! Get Rick Perry (of Perry Homes??) OUT of any elected office!!!

GOP 2012
GOP 2012

Sadly no -----3 words Lyndon Baines Johnson

Jim C
Jim C

kinda like how, the day before election day, GWB accused Congress of running Social Security "like it was some type of government program"?

And sadly enough, the fool got elected.  Twice.

Jim C
Jim C

It wasn't obvious, and it was 100% irony...in spite of making a moronic comment that day before the election, he got elected and re-elected.  Who was your journalism teacher - Lelaina Pierce?

Jim C
Jim C

Not whining, simply making a comparison.  You writers should be used to that.  You know, unless the fishwraps for which you write are free because the writers have no clue how to use comparisions, analogies, similes or metaphors.  Or they don't understand the difference between observations and whining.

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