Rick Perry, Not at All Drunk in New Hampshire

Categories: Perry 2012
Live free or die, man.

This video was first highlighted by Mother Jones, whose Tim Murphy called it "the strangest Rick Perry video I have ever seen (which is a pretty long list)."

Weird? Our man Rick is just enjoying the Friday flow, baby. Especially after the 2:20 mark.

Is Willie Nelson about to endorse Perry 2012?

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Guest
Guest

I like that the drugs really let the homo out.

Flemsonclemson
Flemsonclemson

His policies are still as idiotic, but he notches up a few in likeability I think. He should stay drunk and do the debates.

ocrick
ocrick

Dude is High on somethin... talks worse that W... and that is scary.

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

As my dad likes to say, "looks like the wheels are falling off that wagon."

Brittanie Shey
Brittanie Shey

And I thought I talked with my hands. He's gonna poke his own eye out!

Darth
Darth

The meds (or whatever he is on) definitely kick in around 2:00.

BCleever
BCleever

Agree, he spoke the argot of Texas and the younger generation to some degree. He showed his human side, like he'd be talkin' at his huntin' ranch if you dropped over for a Lone Star. Before, one of Rick's disqualifying traits has been his meanness and starchy fella persona. He discarded both of those in this speech. But he's still left with regressive, zombie policy ideas that won't work, and haven't worked in Texas. No wonder he loaded up with something and got loose.

Brittanie Shey
Brittanie Shey

I kinda agree. I found him oddly ——— uhhg, can't even believe I'm about to type this ——— charming in this speech.

Crikey
Crikey

That's because it's fun to sit at the bar and listen to the coked-up old drag queen tell stories that don't make sense - but are you laughing with him, or at him?

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