The Price Is Right, Dr. Brown Style
In honor of this week's feature story on former hand surgeon and all-around weird dude Michael Brown, and seeing as how it's Friday, we thought we'd have some fun with a Price Is Right-style walk through the inventory of belongings in Brown's 2005 bankruptcy filing. We must point out, though, that he emerged unscathed from his Chapter 11 filing, as his adjusted gross income in 2009 was $18 million.
An impressively chaotic inventory
Here are some of the items he listed -- lovers of bronze and/or wildlife will be pleased. Can you guess each item's value? Hint: Prices range from $10 to $1,500.
Letter from George Bush
Muhammad Ali memorabilia
Bronze statue of a buffalo
Statue of child with rooster
Bronze bison statue
Ape head statue
Muhammad Ali book
Entertainment system for disco lights
Kodiak brown bear
Painting of lion
Mask with feathers
Bronze statue of Indian and horse
Coffee table books
By the way, we call dibs on the fucking leopard.