Dustin "Young Spliff" Aleman: College Station Teen's Diabolical Criminal Scheme Foiled By Lunch Lady

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World domination, one bogus dollar at a time
A College Station teen was arrested yesterday after he attempted to pass off two counterfeit bills in the cafeteria of A&M Consolidated High School.

According to the Bryan-College Station Eagle, police say that 17-year-old Dustin Dominique Aleman gave a friend a stack of five one-dollar bills -- three of them real and two of them bogus -- and asked the friend to get change from the lunch lady.

That's right. This young criminal mastermind went to the trouble of forging one dollar bills. Soon enough, should all go according to plan, he would have magically transformed $3 into $5! Mwahahaha!

Nope. Lex Luthor he ain't.

Despite the fact that the kid is a rapper who goes by Young Spliff, he is evidently not much of a Devin the Dude fan, or he would have known to aim a little higher with his bogus green.

The friend offered to give Aleman a $5 bill from his own pocket, but Aleman, being a good buddy, told his friend, no, the change has to come from the lunch lady.

Evidently that lunch lady had been around the block a few times because she checked the dollar bills for authenticity. After marking them with a pen, she found that two of the bills flunked the test.

Police were summoned. Aleman was busted and is charged with state jail felony forgery of a financial instrument, punishable by two years hard time: one for each dollar he attempted to score from the cafeteria.

Here's Aleman as Young Spliff showcasing his oddly monotonal style on the mike.

We wonder how much of that fat stack he's flossing there is legit.

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10 comments
Tk1731
Tk1731

I tried passing off $15 dollar bills once at the A&M cafeteria...  walked right up to the lunch lady and asked her for change.  She gave me two sixes and a three. :)

Scretch
Scretch

Counterfeiting is a crime only a kid thinks he can get away with. There are simply too many safeguards in place to get away with bogus printing of money unless of course you are the federal reserve.

Yilbber
Yilbber

man , he's gonna be passed around the jail house whore pool for Months

Giggy Mo
Giggy Mo

You know who else tried to pass counterfeit $1 bills at the A&M student cefeteria? Hitler.

Early Cuyler
Early Cuyler

Is there anything that College Station gets right?  His rap video is hilarious.  The way he raps made me think of someone who is forced to read a prepared statement by his kidnappers.

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

YOUR MOM tried to pass counterfeit $1 bills at the A&M student cafeteria

furioso ateo
furioso ateo

Wait, are you the guy who's been doing that? Just forgot to change your name this time? I'm so disillusioned now.

GWEST
GWEST

YOUR MOMMA is disillusioned now!!!

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

Nope, this is the first time. The comment above seemed to call for something equally inane.

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