David McIntyre: Worst Cop Impersonator Ever, Possibly

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David McIntyre: the South will rise again.
A red 2003 Ford F150 extended cab pickup speeding in a Montgomery County trailer park by a guy wearing a Confederate-shirt flag: It's a scene that takes place every weekend, probably.

But things were different recently, according to the Montgomery County Police Reporter. On the day in question, a guy walking along the trailer-park path yelled at the driver to slow down, and then things got interesting.

Police say David McIntyre, 24, jumped out of his truck and announced he was an undercover narc. He then proceeded to twist the complainer's arm, force him spread-eagle on his hood -- complete with the Official Police Kick-the-Legs-Apart Move -- and told him he should have more respect for police officers.

Problem: McIntyre is not a police officer, and neither is the "brother" he invented when cops questioned him.

Someone at the trailer park took down the license plate of McIntyre's truck, and law enforcement put out a call for it.

McIntyre helped things along by calling the cops himself after hearing the announcement on his police scanner. He told them his brother -- whose name he couldn't recall, because it had been recently changed -- had been using the truck.

Unfortunately for him, witnesses positively ID'd him as the culprit (What? He didn't play the "evil identical twin" card?)

He now faces two third-degree felony charges tied to an attempt tp impersonate a public servant.


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Tamnic06
Tamnic06

He has now found another poor girl. The type of girls he preys on are usually vulnerable, has low self-esteem & usually over weight. So here he comes showing them all this attention, saying what he knows they need to hear, playing on their weaknesses. He feels their heads full of all these lies. They believe he has the great job, making lots of money, they have them a real winner here. He sells himself to the parents even. I know, I was one of those parents, but it didn't take me long to see through his wave of lies. I tried & tried to get my daughter to see it. He had her snowed good. She supported him for 2 years, found out he was cheating on her. I think it was her pride mostly in the end, but thank goodness, she over come & seen him for what he was.Now, I see he another girl and she is supposedly pregnant. I am so sorry for the hell this girl & her parents are about to go through. I hope she wises up soon. He doesn't go away easily.We noticed he has that he went to college in 2008 for Intensive Care Medicine. Lmao...BIG LIE...However, It states that he is working as a Diesel Tech. Now if someone has a degree in medicine, why would they be working as a mechanic? That's a huge pay scale difference there. LOL. He believes everyone is stupid & won't notice this b.s. He is a total idiot!

Ryuke86
Ryuke86

Omg! That's funny as hell! I'm glad I stopped hanging out with him over a year ago. I knew he would've just gotten me in trouble. I'm the black guy that he always hung out with. I grew up with the guy literally and tried to stop his lies and craziness. Then he invited me over one night, then changed his mind, I try to leave and his girl called the cops on me. I almost went down for criminal trespassing when I just wanted to leave. F**k that guy I show no sympathy for him.

Karma...
Karma...

Sadly I know this person, he was dating my roommate, he said he was home from Iraq on leave. He caused a mess of shit between me and my roommates. He even tried to attack me one night when he got upset. Homeboy is a compulsive liar so this doesn't surprise me one bit! For everything he's put me and my best friend through at least I can say now he's gotten what he deserves.

Gullible no more.
Gullible no more.

This guy almost ruined my life with his compulsive lying. Thankfully I realized what a nut job he was before permanent damage was done. It all started to fall apart when he fed me a line about opening up for Carrie Underwood. Yeah don't u know he was this up and coming country musician. Douchebag is too kind a label for him.

Mdurandetto
Mdurandetto

Lol I almost sold this guy a truck a couple months ago

Name redacted
Name redacted

I'm sad to say I know this guy. I'm happy to say that my friend found this story.A brief synopsis of his past according to him:He is a veteran (lie)He used to build race-cars (lie)He's a firefighter (lie)He's a cop (what do you think)He's a professional bull rider (survey says: lie)He's been to prison (no longer a lie)

Tabhart04
Tabhart04

OH WOW WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!

Timbob
Timbob

This dude was at a bar in Humble a couple of weeks ago saying he was a soldier home on leave from Iraq.

Scott Allen Alcorn
Scott Allen Alcorn

I know that guy. And i realized he was trash when i first met him. He then started dating my friend in whick i advised against but no one listened. He told her he was riding in the PBR and always wore the same damn PBR shirt everywhere we went. The guy has issues and if i was him i would claim i was mentally insane. I honestly think he is and thats his only way of getting out of the **** he's in right now. LOL. But im not gonna lie. This makes me smile that he finally got seriously busted in one of his many lies. Thats great. Totally just made my day!

Jessica
Jessica

As someone that was seeing this asshole not too long ago, all I can say is, it makes sense. He was always a compulsive liar and quite a bit crazy. I dodged a huge bullet man. Sigh.

skatoolaki
skatoolaki

I love that he was so 'effin stupid he thought he could throw the cops off his case by claiming an imaginary "brother" whose name he couldn't remember "because he had just changed it".

The mentality of a person that sports a Confederate flag on their home/truck/person is astounding at times.  Makes me wonder if he's from Livingston Parish down here in Louisiana.

Really, I try to give everyone a fair shake, to try and see things from their angle, but this guy is just a total moron who will likely end up on the Darwin Awards at his death.

Jim C
Jim C

A red 2003 Ford F150 extended cab pickup speeding in a Montgomery County trailer park by a guy wearing a Confederate-shirt flag:The new motto of the Department of Redunancy Department.

Early Cuyler
Early Cuyler

Look at this guy, further proof that cops, or in his case, wanna-be cops, were the guys in high school who never got laid, and got the shit kicked out of them on a regular basis.

uh_Lyss_uhh
uh_Lyss_uhh

Hey @Tamic06 is there another way I can speak with you? Like Facebook or something because I'm trying to figure this guy out. He won't leave my cousin alone.

LeDieu
LeDieu

He feed me the same line of bs.

jojo
jojo

You're right Scott. He was a douche from the moment I met him and I Regret not kicking his a$$ when I had the chance for hurting a friend of mine. She just had so much faith in him and sadly believed him over her friends. He now gets what he deserves - BUBBA.

Stanley_Ipkiss
Stanley_Ipkiss

lol what attracted you to him in the first place? his dashing good looks? or that symmetical haircut?

Early Cuyler
Early Cuyler

What?  Most of  the men in confederate-flag shirts, or their women sporting those ever-so-sexy confederate bikinis look like ardent followers of Nietzsche to me.

skatoolaki
skatoolaki

And a majority of those became prison guards.

TTTWLAM
TTTWLAM

Actually, as evidenced from my 20 year reunion, all the knuckle-dragging bullies and star athlete assholes went into law enforcement.  They did the shit-kicking then, and now get paid for it.

Jessica
Jessica

Ha, no. I just figured I might s well give him a chance. That lasted about an hour before I realized wat a liar he was. I continued talking to him for less than a month, and that was only because I was trying to have a little faith.Big mistake.

And if anyone is interested, he told me yesterday he was "set up"HA! Probably by his imaginary brother.

Early Cuyler
Early Cuyler

All the knuckle-draggers I went to school with are now guests of the state, and the star athletes are selling life insurance.

Stanley_Ipkiss
Stanley_Ipkiss

Fair enough. Im near positive he was actually set up, it makes perfect sense that his brother did all this. Even though there is no record of any such brother even being born :)

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