Michael Brown Gets the Taiwanese-Video Treatment

Categories: Courts, Crime

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Michael Brown: Animated (Dildos not included).
You might have thought the criminal trial of famed hand doctor/TV-ad star Michael Brown had everything: accusations that the supposedly doting family man assaulted his wife, cameos by superstar athletes, big-name lawyers.

But it needs something else. It needs the famed Taiwanese-animation treatment.

We hooked up with the folks at Next Media Animation, the people who brought you the Tiger Woods, Al Gore and the JetBlue flight attendant videos, and they came through.

It features a weaponized humanitarian award, Lamborghini-defacing and the world's worst butt-dial.

Not included: Astro legend Jeff Bagwell or dildos in Dubai.


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Heartogold
Heartogold

He's human. Leave the man alone!! We all have problems,regrets,etc. He has feelings too.Evidently, he must really desire a family. I'm one up on him. People are decieving and selfish. Not at all like it was when people our age were growing up. A much faster 'game' now.Dr. Brown, I wish you the best. Hang in there. This too will pass.

Nbvoke
Nbvoke

I have run across Brown in the past. Also,  I have physician friends who were on the same staff as him. He is a manic depressive who self medicates with booze and drugs. That's about the best I can say about the man.

Stevotx
Stevotx

That second picture of Brown & baby haunts me..., As if he is performing some deranged ventriloquist act.

AtaboyLuther
AtaboyLuther

The Michael Brown avatar looks more like David Arquette.

lala
lala

He is also addicted to Latin strippers. Like his soon to be former "xwife"!

Corey
Corey

Unfortunate first hand experience care of Harris County confirms this assertion.. World class @sshole..

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