Dumb Things Rick Perry Says: The Random Generator

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Is Rick Perry the sharpest tool in the shed? It is a matter of some debate.

Perry, like many Texas politicians, has a habit of speaking his mind, which can be occasionally deemed an unfortunate trait.

It can be difficult to keep up with all the wisdom Perry has gifted us with, but we've just made it easier.

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36 comments
Eroomjt
Eroomjt

Where is the article about all of the dumb things Obama says and does .... too big to publish even online!!!

Stit60
Stit60

Right you are again, Richard!  I can always count on you for your honest and candid appraisals of our nations' hot-air blowers.  You do a great job.  As for the photo, there's still time to photoshop his index finger and thumb to form an "L", then paste it on his forehead.    :) Huggs!  The Soon-to-be Mrs. "Chic" Sigman

HoustonGuy
HoustonGuy

Just curious but as you bash Perry, Mr. Connelly, what exactly have you accomplished besides writing for a small time paper where you essentially discuss your personal opinions as if anyone gives an objective shit?

HC
HC

I have another one.

At the Republican debates, Rick Perry was asked about the XO regarding the Gardasil vaccine and if it was a prudent decision.

"Now, did we handle it right? Should we have talked to the legislature first before we did it? Probably so."

I heard this and thought it was Doublespeak for "Should I have used the democratic process to make a decision that affects millions of Texas schoolchildren instead of acting unilaterally and with a conflict of interest?  Maybe."

Bob
Bob

Need to fix the date on the Climate Change one. I doubt he said that 1800+ years ago.

deedee2die4
deedee2die4

Got no reporters, nothing to say ... Post a link!

Vadubadu
Vadubadu

Mr. Connelly should just tell us how he really feels.  The truth be told he's thinks those who don't pay taxes should get more free cheese while those who do pay taxes should pay even more.

It's sacrifice using a Lieral calculator. 

James Rains
James Rains

These aren't dumb or particularly controversial. We get it, HP, you don't like the guybut posting stuff like this does not make you look clever.

Frank
Frank

I like all of Perry's statements. Some of the interview questions were stupid, but all of his answers make sense. I guess one would have to be reprobate in order to think his remarks were stupid. But then, most of your writers and readers are assholes.

Vadubadu
Vadubadu

You should really be writing about the union thuggrey jobs bill Prez Obnocchio spoke about last night.

Sadly, Daly's comment about "taking out tea party members" is not random;  it's ingrained.

Lest we forget, Stalin and Hitler used the unions to their advantage. 

big red
big red

Rick Perry, not just Dumb, but Aggie Dumb.

Andrea
Andrea

See this blog post for a fabulous quote about abstinence-only sex-ed.

"I'm gonna tell you from my own personal life - abstinence works."

Wow, Guv. TMI!

http://feministing.com/2011/08...

(Transcript of the video is in the comments.)

TEA PARTY FOREVER!!!
TEA PARTY FOREVER!!!

There's no reason to get the DO NOTHING legislature involved when a major pharmacuetical company and campaign contributor needs to increase their bottom line!!! WHY DO YOU LIBTARDS HATE BUSINESS SO MUCH?!?!? I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE LOVED BIG GOVERNMENT!!!HAHAHAH!!!

H_e_x
H_e_x

What's a "Lieral calculator?"

Only Little People Pay Taxes
Only Little People Pay Taxes

Where does Mr. Connelly say any of those things? Oh wait. He doesn't.

Are you giving us all some sort of window into your little magical right-wing fantasy world? Is that a naked Rush Limbaugh over in the corner rubbing butter on his man tits and beckoning you to "break out the popcorn"?

Wow. You righties are a bunch of perverts.

HC
HC

Rick Perry's debate strategy was to deny and deflect, which works pretty well on people who don't know the facts and won't bother looking into it.

H_e_x
H_e_x

You read it, so I guess you're an asshole.

ArgieBargie
ArgieBargie

I think you'd feel more comfortable posting at a different site. Perhaps that one from a news organization that claims to be "Fair and Balanced."

H_e_x
H_e_x

Hitler also liked bread, so therefore bread is wrong because I said so on the internet so it has to be true.

Ken Thomas
Ken Thomas

You really need to learn to read.  One of Hiltler's first moves was to abolish  trade unions, and any form of free speech.  What unions were there in the Soviet Union?

AuntiMatter
AuntiMatter

Godwin's Law invoked. That didn't take long at all either.

GWEST
GWEST

Stalin & Hitler used YOUR MOMMA to their advantage!!!

Vadubadu
Vadubadu

Not TMI if you are from Mexico.  It's actually something they should consider down there.

Austin Insider
Austin Insider

Remember Andrea,it's still abstinence as long as no one recognized you when you were dropping off the twink man-whore behind the Smoothie King.

Vadubadu
Vadubadu

One single theme from hundreds of articles.  That's Dick.  If you don't know where Dick is coming from by now you must now know where you are going.

And since Obama speaks of sacrifice, how about $30K/year millionaires like yourself actually start paying same taxes instead of getting all the poor-guy tax credits?

Seems like equal sacrifice is good for the common good. 

Vadubadu
Vadubadu

And here’s Hitler’s own words from his book, Mein Kampf:I think that I have already answered the first question adequately. In the present state of affairs I am convinced that we cannot possibly dispense with the trades unions. On the contrary, they are among the most important institutions in the economic life of the nation. Not only are they important in the sphere of social policy but also, and even more so, in the national political sphere. For when the great masses of a nation see their vital needs satisfied through a just trade unionist movement the stamina of the whole nation in its struggle for existence will be enormously reinforced thereby.Before everything else, the trades unions are necessary as building stones for the future economic parliament, which will be made up of chambers representing the various professions and occupations.

Vadubadu
Vadubadu

Hitler Didn’t Outlaw Unions – As a National Socialist, He Went Double-Down On Themhttp://thegraph.com/2011/02/hi...

The primary goal of Germany’s national socialists was to “create a classless” society. Hitler’s unions were central in this cause. In fact, Hitler gave the unions their long-awaited demand, one that the Weimar unions were never able to pull off, a National Labor Day, May 1, 1933.

Vadubadu
Vadubadu

With a reply like that, you KNOW I'm right. 

How much do you pay for your Kroger sacker union dues?

Guest
Guest

what the fuck are you talking about?

Ken Thomas
Ken Thomas

Read this, if you can:

http://newsjunkiepost.com/2011...

You really think because Hitler gave them Labor day, they kept the unions.  You need some real help.

By the way, my name is not Kenny, at least I can use my own nameon message boards, but I guess I can, because what I say makes sense.

Like I said, one of his first moves was to destroy the unions.

Read this too, like I said, if you can:

http://www.historylearningsite...

Just in case those are too left for you, here is another site.

http://www.ushmm.org/outreach/...

Have a great day!

Vadubadu
Vadubadu

Put that in your pipe and smoke it Kenny Boy!

Vadubadu
Vadubadu

Don't worry, you'll soon be bending over for Wick, and he don't use no lube.

Ted Stickles
Ted Stickles

My union job ensures that I get HIS MOMMA for a discounted price, Cleveland Steamers included (Glass Bottom Boat extra)

GWEST
GWEST

How much do you pay for YOUR MOMMA?

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