Melsar Bonilla and Cristian Granados: Lufkin Teens Lack Back-to-School Spirit, Allegedly Take Dump in Classroom

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Melsar Bonilla rocking the hair
Two East Texas teens are in Angelina County Jail facing charges of criminal mischief after police say they vandalized a Lufkin Elementary School.

Police there say conically-coiffed Melsar Bonilla, 17, and Cristian Granados, 19, are seen on surveillance video breaking into a temporary classroom. Once inside, Lufkin ISD police say, the pair turned over TVs and other video equipment and sprayed dry erase board cleaner all over the room. As the foul-smelling cherry on top of this sundae of teenage acting out, one of the men allegedly took a dump on the temporary's carpeted floor.

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Cristian Granados: Possible dumper
According to Lufkin ISD cops, the duo headed over to the school gymnasium and broke in. There, they commandeered a fire extinguisher and shot it at the walls, the floors and a camera, but alas for them, it was too late. Cops were able to show stills from the video footage to Lufkin High School's principal, who immediately ID'd both suspects. Bonilla was located at his house, a stone's throw from the elementary school's campus.

Both suspects have been formally charged with skipping school in the past, so maybe this was their idea of getting back at the man, like "You bust me for playing hooky, and I'll leave a pile of dookie on your floor, dude." But man, this was an elementary school. Either these guys have been held back more than Rerun himself or this was one hell of a grudge they were avenging.

For the record, Bonilla claimed that the dookie's provenance was an utter mystery to him. Maybe it was the same dog that ate his homework...


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13 comments
Wihlem Klink
Wihlem Klink

What could else could you expect from them??? The pics say it all...also is their family legal??? We are over run down here with illegals...

mom of 3
mom of 3

Maybe the guy with the funny head has brain damage. That would explain alot.

LMR
LMR

That dude's hair probably looks like the cake he left behind!

Steve
Steve

dude, someone should have told his mother not to drink while pregnant. he looks like a fetal alcohol baby with the cone shaped head and glazed expression. He should get minus points for the conehead combover afro.

Jim C
Jim C

This all sounds like something orangutans would do if let loose in an elementary school.  Wait, I just saw the pictures.  Never mind.

Appalled Reader
Appalled Reader

Both subjects should be locked away forever because it's clear they will never function as productive citizens; however, this was the worst example of journalism that I have read in quite some time.  The writer has clearly displayed a neglect to true unbiased report writing and used crass and unprofessional descriptions.  Using childish words, such as "dump" and "dookie" does not demonstrate good journalism nor does it promote professionalism.  I was thoroughly disappointed in this article.

Ribalding
Ribalding

Is that Bonilla's haircut or is he a living, breathing, Cone Head?

Seriously.  That's a jacked up dome.  Somebody went ballistic with the forceps.

Mab
Mab

Your fucking ignorant!

Mab
Mab

You should see how I fucked your mom

Mab
Mab

You should see how I left your moms hair

Mab
Mab

Bitch suck this Dick!

Jim C
Jim C

What part of this article do you find factually incorrect?

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