The Five Creepiest Moments of the Warren Jeffs Sex Tapes

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Warren Jeffs: If you're going to be creepy, look the part.
The court that convicted Warren Jeffs has released the tapes played during his child-rape trial, of him lecturing girls and women on why they need to have sex with him.

The tapes caused at least one juror to break into tears. The incredibly slimy voice of Jeffs ranges from a whisper to preacher-like intonations as he goes on (and on) about some interpretation of the Bible that requires him to have lots and lots of sex with women.

The five creepiest quotes:

5. "You ladies just don't know how men out in the world are"
Yes, they're not like the psychopaths you find in here. And by "in here" I mean in this room where I'm speaking. Not to put too fine a point on it, I mean me.

4. "You have been trained to keep you body covered from others when I am not present. You need to be as comfortable undressed as dressed when you are around each other"
It's God's way, people.

3. "I am very merry. All I am interested in is learning more of the spirit and your relationship with me is for that very thing and we will be together to feel the heavenly fire accomplish the Lords love and nothing less"
When you think of the word "merry," you picture Warren Jeffs, the life of any party. Any party that involves coerced sex with underage girls.

2 "Verily, thus sayeth the Lord unto you you my servant Warren: I, the Lord thy God, look upon thee at this time and my smile shines upon thee and these my daughters who are with me"
The Lord thy God, big pimpin'.

1. "'How can the spirit of God be here if there's something wrong here?"
Guess what, Warren: There's no spirit of God there.


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NicholasMtwentyfirstcentury
NicholasMtwentyfirstcentury

How is it that warren jeffs was turned in by his own people but rulon jeffs was not?  You americans are f@gs.

phrydoom
phrydoom

I am now hearing that Warren Jeffs went ape-shit during one of the heavenly sessions and, as a result, two of his wives couldn't shit right for a week.

Miss Penelope
Miss Penelope

That prison bean shave really suits him. See you in hell, you pathetic excuse for a man!

Tastentier
Tastentier

Well, it's in the "good book". Numbers 31:1-18, Deuteronomy 20:10-14, Deuteronomy 20:10-14 and 21:20-23, Exodus 21:7-10... one can justify any crime against humanity using "holy" scripture.

phrydoom
phrydoom

He is also heard on one tape telling his ladies that his cum is blessed!

Acolvin Geo
Acolvin Geo

If there is a God, he will see to it that this sicko  will (or has already) becomes someone's bi-atch in prison, so he can feel the rod of  The Almighty, and have  a real spir-itul experience. Then again, baby-rapers don't fare so well.

SarahTX2
SarahTX2

But the creepiest part I thought was that there were a bunch of them in the room at the same time.  Did I read the transcript wrong?  Isn't he telling the others to get back and stuff?

Ralphy
Ralphy

GOUL!  If the tape has been released, why aren't I listening to it?

Darth
Darth

It's as if his head is levitating over his body in that mug.

bmwr1150gs
bmwr1150gs

How about a link to the documents instead of a link to a story that refers to the release of the documents?  Lazy, weak, incompetent reporting.  Which is very unusual for you, Richard.  Please somehow help us see the actual documents.

NicholasMtwentyfirstcentury
NicholasMtwentyfirstcentury

I never said I was your master.  Don't start swearing, either, you chaos-creater.  Women like you are the problem-, chaos-, and trouble-causers and creators at college.  You can't extrapolate what you don't know to be fact to judge Warren Jeffs.  Truth is that Warren Jeffs was betrayed by his own people, plain and simple.  You sound like the traitor type.  You don't deserve.  See you in college, college-person, genius.  It's your problem you are infuriated because you are ugly compared to other women.  And so that is probably why you'll go to hell.

st4rk
st4rk

Actually, they've done quite well in this country.

Jake1Church
Jake1Church

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HC
HC

You fucking idiot, it's in the first paragraph, the little blue text that says "released the tapes."  It has a link to Fox that includes audio of the tapes.

Or are you color-blind as well as stupid?

phrydoom
phrydoom

Yeah, according to his favourite wife, Naomi, she's adamant that Warren Jeff's cum is blessed with the heavenly fire. She claims that during the heavenly sessions much was made of it's pure, holy, attributes. She claims his cum was used and coveted for it's healing characteristics.

Jake_V
Jake_V

You're an idiot.

Just because you want to read about him fondling a 12 year old doesn't mean everyone else does.  Make a mental note not to project your issues onto others in the future pal.

Also, bmwr1150gs is correct.  This isn't news.  Its a cheesy article with some quotes from Warren Jeff's; does anyone really report anything anymore?

Where are the sources?  Is this news?  Do you call yourself an anchor?

The only thing anchored here was me with my time telling 'Guest' he is a moron and wondering if you call yourself a a reported or an entertainer....

Anna Flixion
Anna Flixion

 Wow, seriously? Lady, if your man's cum is on fire, heavenly or otherwise, there's something profoundly wrong. Get thee to a sexual health clinic.

NicholasMtwentyfirstcentury
NicholasMtwentyfirstcentury

Hey f @ g g o t.  See you out in the country.  Or at the laundromat.  Just remember to swallow your balls at the latter.

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