Houston, You Are the Tenth Most Promiscuous City, You Slut
Man, you host one slutwalk and....
Feeling at home in Houston.
Houston has been named the tenth most promiscuous city in the nation, in a study that we don't doubt for a second is rigorous, peer-reviewed and unassailable.
It comes from a dating site called OKCupid, but the people at OKCupid aren't answering our questions about it, so let's just take them at their word and assume their methods are sound.
CBS picked up the list for a rather information-free slideshow, which gives the rankings thusly:
1. Portland, Oregon
2. Seattle, Washington
3. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
4. Miami, Florida
5. San Francisco, California
6. Dallas, Texas
7. San Bernardino, California,
8. Denver, Colorado
9. San Diego, California
10. Houston, Texas
San Bernardino, sure, we can see that. But Houston? Pittsburgh?
If ever the folks at OKCupid get back to us, we'll be sure to get to the bottom of this.
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