Comment of the Day: When Sex Toys Are Lost Forever

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We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

In the interests of public service to a distressed citizen, we published a "wanted" poster someone had put up in Montrose asking for the return of some stolen sex toys.

One reader had some sad advice for the signmaker.

KING wrote:

And people say Montrose is dead. Also, the scene of the crime appears to be right by Numbers. You're not getting those items back, friend.

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I love your blog. This is such a great article.


Do not worry if Thenonymous children's toys of Toy Story provides an overview of how these things here my guess is these will be in sex game


I saw this poster this morning up in front of Baby Barnaby's at Hopkins and Fairview.By this evening, it was gone.I suspect someone was playing a prank on... whoever's number that was.

But I'm still calling Pixar.


It's just so sad to think of those sex toys out there on their own. Alone. Afraid. Hungry.

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