Comment of the Day: When Sex Toys Are Lost Forever

Categories: Whatever

goldstarlabel121010.jpg
We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

In the interests of public service to a distressed citizen, we published a "wanted" poster someone had put up in Montrose asking for the return of some stolen sex toys.

One reader had some sad advice for the signmaker.

KING wrote:

And people say Montrose is dead. Also, the scene of the crime appears to be right by Numbers. You're not getting those items back, friend.
My Voice Nation Help
12 comments
Webmaster
Webmaster

I love your blog. This is such a great article.

gametruthordare
gametruthordare

Do not worry if Thenonymous children's toys of Toy Story provides an overview of how these things here my guess is these will be in order.adult sex game

Katy
Katy

I saw this poster this morning up in front of Baby Barnaby's at Hopkins and Fairview.By this evening, it was gone.I suspect someone was playing a prank on... whoever's number that was.

But I'm still calling Pixar.

Thenonymous
Thenonymous

It's just so sad to think of those sex toys out there on their own. Alone. Afraid. Hungry.

Geezy
Geezy

Dont worry Thenonymous, if those childrens toys from Toy Story provide any insight to how these things think my guess is these items here are going to be alright.

Thenonymous
Thenonymous

"Quick! Grab on to the bumper of the pizza van, Buttplug!"

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

I am surprised that porn parody hasn't been made: Sex Toy Story

Geezy
Geezy

"Toy Story XXX. Giving A Whole New Meaning To Buzz, Woody & Bullseye"

Geezy
Geezy

Don't steal my thunder Lomax. I'm in the process now of scripting and renting out Reliant for Toy Story XXX on Ice. I'll make sure you get rink-side passes. I'd love to see your review when the hero of the day, One Eye comes parading out the jail cell straight towards you.

Now Trending

Houston Concert Tickets

From the Vault

 

Loading...