Rhys Hickey: Habitual Beer Thief Allegedly Breaks Ex-Wife's Face, Chokes Son

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"The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
Way back in May of 2005, Rhys Hickey was already divorced from his ex-wife, the mother of their son. That was when he threatened her life.

Two years after that, he was convicted for that offense and given a month in jail. His wife took out a protective order, and in a better world, that would have been the end of them as a couple.

Maybe, just maybe, you could understand them reconciling if Hickey drastically turned his life around at that point, but such was not the case. The hefty, 47-year-old Hickey -- court records state he packs close to three bills on his 5-10 frame -- was just starting his life of crime, and eventually both his ex-wife and their son would have cause to fear for their lives.

On his Myspace page, the UH history grad said he liked drinking beer, and boy, does he ever. In the summer of 2008, he was convicted of stealing pain reliever and brew from a Houston store.

Five months later, Big Rhys was apparently thirsty again, because that was when he got popped by the constables with some shrimp, soda and beer he hadn't paid for. He was given a couple of weeks in jail.

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Rhys Hickey's gang sign
Five months later, Hickey was nabbed again, this time with bottled water, 7-Up and, of course, a couple of mixed cases of Bud and Bud Light. Since this was his third go-round, he was charged with a felony, and was sentenced to six months in state jail, a sentence from which there is no early release.

Which in part explains why it took him until September of last year -- a full 13 months -- to get nailed yet again with a bunch of swiped drinks. This time he was caught by the Harris County Sheriff's Office with a case each of water, soda and fruit punch, not to mention six cases of beer. For some reason, he was sentenced only to 190 days in Harris County Jail for that offense. With 80 days credit for time served, he was probably out again by last Christmas.

And he was back to his thieving ways by this past February, when a Houston cop nailed him with "five packs of pasta, three packs of tamales, two bottles of shampoo, one jar of pasta sauce, and two containers of dish soap."

And oh yeah, almost forgot: "eight packs of beer."

This time around, he only got 90 days in the county. Hell, the longer sentences weren't working. Might as well shorten it this time around.

And up to now, save for the terroristic threat way back at the beginning of this fiasco, and for the guy's obvious need for court-ordered alcohol treatment, the whole thing seems almost comical -- this big fat loser lumbering around Harris County trying and failing to swipe vast oceans of beer and cokes. It looked like most of the merchants had gotten their beer back and nobody had gotten hurt.

Until Sunday morning...


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yo momma
yo momma

What about all that money you stole from bfm? :-)

Ex-wife
Ex-wife

I'm Rhys' ex-wife.  Yes, I DO feel like an idiot for allowing him to manipulate his way back into our lives.  That mistake will NEVER happen again, I assure you.  I blame myself for thinking he could ever be trusted.  I think it was wishful thinking... I hoped that he had changed for our son's sake.  Now, it's painfully obvious that he'll never be the same guy that he was when our child was little.

The cuts and bruises are finally starting to heal.  Unfortunately, our emotional scars will never heal.  

titanhater2000
titanhater2000

Fat ass loser.  The ex-wife it an idiot too.  Oh and so is the State of Texas for not giving this yahoo more time to serve.

Hill
Hill

and a Longhorn fan, despite the fact that he went to UofH,,,,

Ehfl
Ehfl

I could have guessed he'd be a Cowboy fan. 

Guest
Guest

Off with his head.

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

I am sorry for what you went through, and I understand how such things can happen.

Friend
Friend

I'm a friend and former neighbor of the ex-wife.  Stupid she is not!  Forgiving and too trusting she is!  Not to mention he was a master manipulator.  She can't help it if the man she once loved turned into a creep

imprintgraphics8
imprintgraphics8

He was one of my best friends in school, But that was a long time when he was crazy but now he is insane and its sad for his wife and son I hope his son can overcome what has happened to him. It's too late for rhys he is where he needs to be for a long time. He has made the wrong choices since we were kids he stole from me and our other best friends at one time everyone thought he was dead because he dissapeared for a couple of years now he probably should be. I would like to tell his son "were not a reflection of what we see but a creation of what we become" and you still have a chance to become someone great.

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