Elegantly Sinister Cat Demands You Adopt Him

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The Houston Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals describes Prince, the cat pictured above, as "a gentle, kind kitty."

Really? This dude looks like a sinister evil genius plotting world domination. Seriously, would you ever want to get this look from a pet? And he's giving this look when he has a full plate of food in front of him. We can't imagine how malevolent and threatening he appears when he's hungry and unserved.

We're pretty sure he meows in a foreign accent, too.

He obviously has brainwashed the HSPCA into thinking otherwise:

Prince was rescued as a stray, according to shelter spokeswoman Meera Nandlal, but he's already been house-trained and has excellent manners. He's a gentle, kind kitty who loves attention and is ready for a home where he can stay forever.

Substitute "secret lair" for "home" and we'll be more likely to buy it.

If, however, your wish is to become a henchman for a blackhearted megalomaniac dedicated to enslaving the planet, Prince's ID number is A13361216 and the HSPCA website is here.

Update: We tweeted a link to this item and got this response from @Stichtag:

@HairBallsNews Is it just me or is this hilarious? bit.ly/kWZrAi it's just you, asshole. Homeless pets are NEVER "evil" or "hilarious"

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Duckykittn
Duckykittn

I have a long haired tuxedo kitty now that I named Panda, and I had one several years ago that I named Fancy. Unfortunately, Fancy passed from a kidney (or liver, can't recall exactly)problem. I cried so hard for days. I dote on Panda, because he reminds me so much of Fancy.

No I don't speak Spanish
No I don't speak Spanish

Cats are horrible beasts, sending me to work for cat food and treats. Partying all day while I work. Oh god the humanity and there are three of them, I live in fear.

Megan
Megan

Duh.  All cats are evil masterminds.  It's a matter of how well they can hide it.  Plus, I would totally adopt a cat based on your description.

MadMac
MadMac

Do not underestimate the power of the tuxedo side-- Darth Kitty.

Burnsdn43
Burnsdn43

I think he is the kind of "evil" that can be embraced!

idlehands
idlehands

He's a beautiful tuxedo kitty, I hope he gets a good home.

Geezy
Geezy

Remember that movie "Cat's Eye" from the 80's, where the cat steals that kids breath in the middle of the night.... 

I have a feeling this cat is an extra from that movie. Imagine what he looks like when you really piss him off.. Damn. 

Brad Thompson
Brad Thompson

As the proud owner (roommate?) of an evil-looking cat, I can say that both your description and theirs can be both be true simultaneously.

Smedley
Smedley

The cat never steals anyone's breath in that movie. The cat's the hero in that story.

Geezy
Geezy

Ah your right... Wrong title. I can't remember the name of the movie- that was the first that popped into mind. 

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