Anthony Weiner Resigns in Blow to Comedy Industry

New York Congressman Anthony Weiner resigned today in a raucous appearance that featured a heckler asking if his dick was seven inches. Because up to now, of course, this story has been too serious.

The Twitter victim apologized for his mistakes and for causing a distraction, but he offered no apologies to comedy writers or bloggers who discovered his last name is a synonym for penis, and it was his penis that got him into trouble.

Our past in-depth investigative work on this story: 10 Politician Pictures Sexier than Anthony Weiner's; Eight Unfortunate Movie Dongs and one of his playmates was from Beaumont.


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furioso ateo
furioso ateo

Psh, some "victim." I disagree with his resignation though. Nobody should have to resign for merely being a jackass, especially considering all of his peers who outright break the law.

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