Perv Learns Lesson: Don't Mess with Lake Jackson Teens; They'll Spit in Your Face

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City of enchantment. And spit.
You're rolling in your gold-colored SUV and you see a 13-year-old girl walking home from school.

Playa that you are, you ask her if she "needs a ride." Pro tip: First, determine if she's from Lake Jackson. Because apparently Lake Jackson 13-year-olds know how to deal with a-holes like you.

KPRC reports that when a LJ girl recently told an SUV driver that she didn't need a ride, he got out of the car, grabbed her arm and asked her if she was "sure."

"The teen told police that she spit in the man's face and then ran to her mother's workplace," the station said.

Hope it was a massive luggie filled with pollen-produced phlegm!!

Now, of course, spitting on a guy like this might also incite him to violence, so you've got to be careful.

But seeing how pervs like this probably get off on helpless girls squirming in terror, it's nice to see the guy get something in the face.

Remember, girls: A knee to the balls is also very helpful.

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That is one magic luggie. - Seinfeld


The first rule of defending yourself is to never let someone take you to another place, so, frankly, if he was going to become violent there on the street, he wasn't going to hold back wherever he was planning to take her.

Good for her! All children should be so bold.

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