Knife Fight Between Man and Cat Requires Airlift to Hospital

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Now we know.
As with so many things, The Onion has been proven prophetic again.

The famous headline, turned into the shirt design seen at the right, seems to have come true in the Montgomery County town of Cleveland, where a man had to be airlifted to a hospital with injuries given to him by a household cat.

The Cleveland Advocate reports the unnamed man and the equally unnamed cat engaged in hardcore combat:

At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding.

It all reminds us of this:

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poor kitty
poor kitty

The man probably came home drunk and wanted to beat his wife but she wasn't home so he attacked the cat and it backfired on him. 

mollusk
mollusk

Life behind The Pine Curtain is certainly....interesting

MadMac
MadMac

Which is why I'm thankful my Glock cabinet has kitten-proof locks-- What's that? Kid proof locks? Who's stupid idea was that? There's kittens running around out there with bad intent!

Guest
Guest

 GET OUT!!! Lmaoooooo I died laughing reading this! lol

me
me

no, but people who kill house cats with knives are.

Guest
Guest

 #DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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