The 15 Worst Astros Baseball Cards
11. Todd Jones
10. Steve Finley
Steve Finley used to always say he wore turtlenecks just to be ironic, but it was really to hide all the fake hickeys that Biggio and Bagwell would give him with a vacuum cleaner in the locker room to make Casey Candaele jealous.
9. Darryl Kile
This wasn't the late Astro and Cardinals pitcher's mound wind-up, this is actually a picture from the little-attended "Darryl Kile Hip-Hop Dance Clinic" on the Astrodome field after a game in September 1991. He signed my fanny pack.
7. Jeff Bagwell
After he won the Rookie of the Year trophy, Jeff Bagwell used to give out his baseball cards to chicks at the bars around Kissimmee during spring training, asking them if they would like to win the "Nookie of the Year" award.