The Five Horniest Presidents America Has Produced

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The Reelz channel finished up its Kennedys mini-series last night, the production that was chased from the History Channel because JFK fans hollered about inaccuracies or too many dramatic liberties.

The series itself seemed rather rote, although Greg Kinnear was a convincing-enough JFK. It did offer a lot of scenes of the President taking shots from Dr. Feelgood, and made clear that Kennedy had a loose interpretation of the marriage vows.

But was Kennedy the horniest U.S. President ever? Let's see. The top five:




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Warren G. Harding, sex machine
5. Warren G. Harding
You'd be hard-pressed to know it from looking at pictures, but Harding was considered to have matinee-idol looks, back in the day when they had matinee idols. He was, to some extent, the Reagan of his time: a not-deep thinker who convincingly orated anodyne platitudes that made him popular.

He also banged young women whenever he could, including in a White House closet.

His wife, whom he called "The Duchess," no doubt knew what was going on, and she was a strong woman in her own right. She gave Harding crap to the degree that some people insist his sudden death in the first term was caused by her poisoning him.

Harding was mourned perhaps as much as JFK at the time of his death, until scandal after scandal emerged. He never paid too much attention to detail, but his "friends" did, and they robbed the Treasury blind under his watch.


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Manxlucky
Manxlucky

Jimminy, where did you get the mugshot/morgue death mask picture of JFK? Its scary!

Gabachowhitebread
Gabachowhitebread

Clinton is a scum. I read where our secret service is still delivering p.ussy to him, or giving him a ride to hook up !

Since he is a member of The Bilderberg Group-he is untouchable, and Obama is his beehotch !

Hillary the c.unt-said she had no clue about his affairs in her book, yet expected to be elected?

Obama took care of that ! Obama screwed her big time.

aszure
aszure

Hmm...suspiciously GW is missing. He screwed EVERYONE for 8 years!

TEE
TEE

Do editors not check these things for grammar before posting them?

Lgnu
Lgnu

slow news day, huh?

Erik Vidor
Erik Vidor

FDR married his cousin, that has to count for something right?

Gailmindy
Gailmindy

Franklin Delano Roosevelt? He had a mistress from the beginning of his marriage. She was with him when he died at White Springs. Deserves honorable mention.

Manxlucky
Manxlucky

Dude, did you get the URL wrong? I think you're looking for the Freepers.

H_e_x
H_e_x

Easy there Alex Jones.

PUH-LEEZ
PUH-LEEZ

He was like a walk in the park compared to who you fools elected this time.

PUH-LEEZ
PUH-LEEZ

Divert and attack!!! Leftist 101

Fluerie82
Fluerie82

yeah, meaningless, except that the repubs spent years and countless dollars investigating a presidential blow job....

...and big Newt just spent time apologizing to the christian base for his raging hormones.

UziGal
UziGal

Eleanor turned lesbian early in the marriage when she discovered FDR's mistress. Eleanor was probably a lesbian from adolescence and a bit of a cold fish in FDR's bed.

Jay
Jay

They all had mistresses. I guess having less than 5, doesn't qualify that Prez to be mentioned in the article.

aszure
aszure

Hey don't blame me, I didn't vote for him. I really feel bad for you pubtards. I really do. You guys had all this power, and then poof...it's all gone. Bush ruined your party.

Then, to make matters worse, you have ZERO chance of taking the White House back. Your candidates are an embarrassment. Trump? Palin? Huckabee? I won't vote for Obama (Ron Paul 2012), but it's going to be fun watching all you toe tapping pedophiles, I meant to say republicans, whine and cry when he gets re-elected.

Boboe
Boboe

Bush didn't ruin anything.  The end of the dot-com bubble and the 9/11 attacks started things, then the Democrat-led Congress that took over two years before Obama came in and drove things into the toilet.

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