Mark Cuban Hit In The Face With Flying Projectile; Video of Five Times He Deserved It
Apparently, at the end of Game 3 of the Maversicks-Blazers series on Thursday night in Portland, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban was pegged in the face with a mysterious unidentified object. While I don't condone the anonymous launching of projectiles at anyone when they're not looking (If they're looking, it's perfectly okay.), predictably Cuban himself was part of the problem.
Mark Cuban: We have the video evidence
According to ESPN Dallas, Cuban was "interacting with fans in the section behind the Mavericks' bench" throughout the game, a 97-92 Mavs loss:
"I don't know what it was, but something hit me in the face," said Cuban, who encouraged fans to boo him more by putting his hand by his ear.
As big a tool as Cuban can appear to be sometimes (I say APPEAR to be because I'd take him as an owner of one of my teams in a second), it begs the question: How did it take this long for someone to drill Cuban in the face with a random object?
I can list and provide video for at least five other instances where it would have been justified to take dead aim at Cuban with a soda, beer, brick, or battery.
5. Cuban on Entourage
Aside from the fact that his acting is piss-poor porno quality, Cuban ultimately is trying to fuck Marcelino from Seinfeld out of his family's tequila factory. Not cool.
4. Cuban throwing a Gatorade jug
Look! Mark Cuban himself throws shit at games! What's good for the annoying owner is good for the annoyed fan!
3. Cuban cusses at Kenyon Martin
A few years ago when the Mavs met the Nuggets in the playoffs, Cuban decided to take it upon himself to tell Kenyon Martin's mom what a thug her son is. While he may be right about that, dragging someone's mother into the mix, and talking about her baby boy no less...well, that's grounds for a warm, foamy Budweiser upside the skull.