Five Things Charlie Sheen Should Give Up for Lent

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Charlie Sheen was brought up in a very Catholic family -- his Dad's about as Catholic as you can get -- so it's safe to assume he's familiar with the idea of giving things up for Lent.

What should he give up this year? Some suggestions, a few of which he's already agreed to:

5. Washing his hair
Anyone who sat through the third episode of Sheen's Korner ("Torpedos of Truth Part Two" -- another sequel, once again proving Hollywood is out of ideas), knows that Charlie has gotten a head start on his first sacrifice: shampoo. Apparently it itches a lot as a result.

4. Two and a Half Men

3. Machete-waving
Much like Mardi Gras is one last splurge before the sacrifices of Lent begin, Charlie had one last big machete session before Ash Wednesday.

2. Tiger Blood
Let's face it -- it ain't working. This should be like giving up broccoli for Lent, if Sheen was still worried about having a career.

1. Appearing in any form of media
Another no-brainer. Any rebroadcast, retransmission or account of this trainwreck, without the express written consent of a competent psychiatrist and agent, needs to be proghibited.

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I'm giving up Charlie Sheen for Lent

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rated t for terrific

how about coke/hookers? And by coke and hookers I mean, Coca Cola classic and those really awesome wooden hangers.

denise calhoun
denise calhoun

Perhaps he'll be on DWTS next year. The producers are probably begging him to do so as I type this. Of course, it won't pay 2 mil per ep.


As long as he can continue to rail against the horrible guayabera shirts. Those things really are atrocious.


Please stop feeding this troll.

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