Lea Michele: Glee Star's Cosmo Cover Too Hot for East Texas

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Who knew East Texans were big fans of burkhas?

They apparently want Glee star Lea Michele to wear one.

The Brookshire's grocery chain has removed the Cosmo magazine pictured on the right from its shelves because...because....because it shows about as much skin as a prom dress?

A spokesman told TV station KETK that parents had complained about seeing the cover in the checkout line. We assume they'd prefer to see Amish Women Monthly or Glimpse of Stocking magazine. The magazines were replaced by a sign saying customers could buy one by asking for it, thus exposing themselves as porn hounds to all of the Piney Woods.

Michele, by the way, is 24 years old, which is just about the average age for anyone who plays a high school student on TV.

To be fair to East Texas, maybe what was offending people was the horrifying image of a man's most sensitive region being tragically scarred for life by melting boxer briefs.


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18 comments
Davidiswhat
Davidiswhat

i want her bare boobs to be put on my body while she massages my p****

AverageAmerican
AverageAmerican

So, if I'm counting this right, in East Texas:1.) Grown women's decolletage: An overall negative influence on the community.2.) Dragging people behind trucks: "Cool with us."

Got it. (Must remember to go to the restroom, inspect tires for wear, then check the truck's fluid levels before starting any drive eastward.)

Justin
Justin

All you so called christians are watching porn behind closed doors anyway, you just like to sit up there all high and mighty and judge people which is guess what....against the teachings of your religion..... By the way She's an actor not a high school student idiots.

Rachel
Rachel

How fun. Aren't most Cosmo covers pretty racy? This looks tame compared to most. I've seen stores that place a fancy magazine cover over the "controversial" words placed around the cover. Hmmm. So this is breaking news?

Jim C
Jim C

This type of thing can only lead to men (and boys) lusting in their hearts, and thinking about women other than their spouses while they're having sex for procreational purposes only.

Bill
Bill

This is the East Texas response to Mountain Home, Arkansas banning the full exposure of Elton John + family cover of US Weekly. EaTex gotta get back the Conservative street cred. Represent for Jesus!

Craig
Craig

Kyle nails it!

Kyle
Kyle

She's her own person and should do what she wants, but there is something pretty creepy about sexualizing an actress best known for her work playing a high school student. The GQ photo spread was a lot worse, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

cindy
cindy

Best comment ever!

Kyle
Kyle

I didn't say she was a high school student and I'm not a Christian.

Davidiswhat
Davidiswhat

damn that girl is fine as hell, i want to do her so hard

N8D0G
N8D0G

A lot worse? More like a lot better.

jaysuz
jaysuz

Not creepy if you have any sense and realize she is a actress not a character. Also Lea is hardly the first adult playing a teen who has had photos like this. I don't get why her , why now? Glee isn't even for kids. Plus this isn't anything more that what you would see on the beach either are the gq photos.

Craig
Craig

"Glee isn't even for kids" - that is exactly the point. Sexualized high school kids for adults.

Nice.

What kind of normal adult wants to watch that tripe, unless they are a pedo or brain-dead?

Kyle
Kyle

The GQ spread was specifically intended to depict high school students as sexual objects. The clothes and shooting in a school (or mock school?) sent a clear message.

As usual, this Cosmo cover sells an unattainable beauty standard and an obsession with sex to define oneself. Sex, Nudity, PMS, naughty secrets, sex, and a cryptic mention of the most dangerous thing a woman can say yes to.

Wyatt
Wyatt

That wouldn't make that person a pedo. High school students are, physically speaking, sexually mature. Still creepy, but not pedo-y

Katy
Katy

I have to say, I’m with Kyle all the way on this one. Allah wants a woman’s sternum covered up at all times, just like their ankles and noses.

ESPECIALLY if that woman ever portrayed a teenager on television. Or if she ever WAS a teenager (why would you sexualize someone who used to be underage unless you’re a perv?)

In fact, we might have to pull a few more magazines off the shelves to keep the naughty demons out of my head…

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