ID Thief Helpfully Poses for Sam's Club Card

Categories: Crime

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A rare photo of a criminal genius
You've ripped off someone's credit cards, gone on a $2,000 spree at various suburban stores and the cops still haven't caught you. Help 'em out!!

That was apparently the thinking of one woman, who in the course of using a stolen credit card got so swept up in the giant olive jars at Sam's (we guess) that she dutifully posed for a photo to get her membership card.

We hope she enjoys her four-pound bottles of ketchup, because now police have a nice picture of her to pass around.

Her next move, we imagine: Using that stolen credit card to go wild at Glamour Shots.

The suspect is described as a black female, 30-40 years of age, 5-foot-7 to 5-foot-9 and weighing 160-170 pounds. She is said to look like she does in the friggin' picture she had taken.

Crime Stoppers is offering up to $5,000 for information leading to her conviction, so if her face rings any bells, call 713-222-8477 or go to crimestoppers.org.


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4 comments
Don
Don

Bet she is trying to get a bogus picture ID to go along with her stolen credit cards

owenrileya
owenrileya

If you are looking a good Criminal Justice degree I strongly recommend "United Forensic College" there you can get the best training to solve crimes.

A hard row to hoe
A hard row to hoe

OK, so which Sam's do we avoid with our "borrowed" credit cards?

Esteban
Esteban

There should be a bounty on her and her accomplices.

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