Charlie Sheen: A Guide to His Porn Stars (Some Are From Texas!)

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Actor Charlie Sheen is either a true American hero or a drug-addicted, porn-obsessed monster, depending on who you ask. The Two and a Half Men star and one-time Oliver Stone muse was admitted to the hospital with extreme stomach pains in his most recent incident.

That all came on the heels of what witnesses are claiming was a Gonzo-esque 36-hour binge full of multiple porn stars, booze and cocaine, which, according to party pal porn star Kacey Jordan, meant smoking the cocaine. Does life get any better? We conclude it does not.

Sheen's people are saying that he was actually being treated for a hiatal hernia from laughing too hard at the television, or, you know, having group sex for 12 straight hours with porn stars half your age while freebasing. Either way, you may get a hernia.

Aside from the random Denise Richards, Sheen (born Carlos Irwin Estevez) has a taste for Texas, including Jordan, who hails from Austin. If he likes cocaine and girls with loose morals, he could just move to Houston or Dallas and be in heaven.


6. Bree Olson (Born in Houston)
His last porno conquest, at the AVN Awards in Las Vegas, was Bree Olson, who was born in Houston in 1986 but got to Fort Wayne, Indiana, as fast as she could. She is easily the most famous pal so far, and has one of the most filthy Twitter accounts known to man.

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5. Kacey Jordan
This Austin native has not only gone on record saying that Sheen was smoking cocaine, but one of her websites has changed to capitalize on her Sheen exploits. A group of pictures are now captioned with various celebrity-baiting lines like "Kacey Jordan is a $2 million dollar babe who could give anyone abdominal pains!" and "Kacey Jordan loves jewelry that has such a bright sheen!" She's gleefully retweeted all her mentions from her Twitter account, too.

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4. Capri Anderson
Last fall, Sheen and Anderson had a wild night in New York City which concluded with the adult actress and producer being choked, lamps being thrown, cocaine being snorted and eventually the police being called to the hotel they were staying at. Yesterday she tweeted a message on Twitter saying, "Pray for the children of suffering addicts- that they may never completely loose their parents and God Bless the ones who already have," which could be a veiled warning for Sheen.

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3. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
McGee was the woman who broke up Jesse James and Sandra Bullock's marriage last year. You remember her with the extensive white-power tattoos? She admitted to being with Sheen at a party in early January around the AVN Awards where Olson also was present. No one has said on either side whether or not they were intimate or how they possibly ingested their cocaine.

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2. Melanie Rios
Oh, and this girl, Melanie Rios, was also with Sheen during his 36-hour binge this week along with Jordan. She likes to make out with her sister sometimes. She was on Twitter complaining of a hangover just two days ago. Was that from the Sheen throwdown?

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1. Chloe Jones (Houston)
The late Chloe Jones was born and raised here in Houston, and is actually buried at Woodlawn Cemetery off Antoine. She was active in the adult industry from 2001 up until 2004. She passed away in 2005 after liver failure, which was attributed to drug and alcohol abuse. Some even claimed that it was Sheen who contributed to her death, an accidental overdose, at least partly. She was a paramour of Sheen's, and went public about their relationship a year before she died.

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23 comments
uaebabes15456
uaebabes15456

That photo of escort in the micro-bikini is very sexy. Even though the breasts are too good, I would enjoy trying her out without a condom (raw) and then giving her the money shot in the poop-shoot.

uaebabes15456
uaebabes15456

That photo of escort in the micro-bikini is very sexy. Even though the breasts are too good, I would enjoy trying her out without a condom (raw) and then giving her the money shot in the poop-shoot.

Homerun24
Homerun24

fuckkk yahhh! i love cindy jones. shes hot as FUCK! go charlie!!

Nick_scott100
Nick_scott100

He also dated a porn star named Cindy Jones for awhile, and she lived with him in his estate. she's the hottest one out of all of them but they agreed to keep things quiet! Check her out peeps XXX trusted source****

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Most of the adults like Capri Anderson which is now phenomena porn star. Capri Anderson is also my favorites. I having her all videos.Escorts

Melanie rios
Melanie rios

If you don't have shit to say don't talk out of your ass. Ps- get a life Kk thnkx.:)

LouieGrandie
LouieGrandie

Chloe Jones actually had luekemia which is what she died from

horny
horny

nice pussies........wish i could fuck them all .

Katy
Katy

My only problem with your Gonzo comparison – or with Sheen’s behavior in general – is that we do not get good art out of it. Bukowski went on benders and wrote cool poetry. Keith Richards shot up heroin and composed great guitar riffs.

Charlie Sheen tops out the decadence meter and gives us… “Two and a Half Men”? Seriously?

KP
KP

"Does life get any better? We conclude it does not."

Nice little shout-out to my boy Brian Regan. I think I have that act permanently embedded in my brain at this point.

GlenW
GlenW

Capri Anderson is right

Davidhrod
Davidhrod

Damn, why can't I have some lame cbs comedy that overpays me so I can have hookers and blow, where is the justice in life?

Heywood Jablome
Heywood Jablome

If I only had the money that he has, we'd be hanging out 24/7 doing the deal. He is an Icon and role model, the rest of us sheeple just can't hang. I know this is sick but, had I known Chloe was being readied for burial back in 2005. Well, this is wrong but I ..........

Richard Doll
Richard Doll

"Actor Charlie Sheen is either a true American hero or a drug-addicted, porn-obsessed monster, depending on who you ask" Hmmm...can't he be both? Seriously though, he needs an intervention. We can joke about how much fun he's having, but the truth is he's in his 40's and needs to grow up. If he doesn't chill he's not going to make it to his 50's. Believe me I know, I lived a poor mans version of his current life in my 20's. Coming down from 36 hours of freebase and booze is not fun.

Jeff Bentch
Jeff Bentch

Chloe Jones is actually from Silsbee.

Jarvis
Jarvis

Charlie Sheen is a role model.

ribalding
ribalding

How much would you pay to watch an HBO series called "Charlie Sheen 24/7"?

Lou
Lou

disagree, some of his catchphrases are really colorful, poetic..of course he is not Bukowski, Thompson or Richards but at his level he is quite good imo

Qxrskjmz
Qxrskjmz

Never thought that an article about Charlie Sheen would yield such a profound observation. Kudos to you.

Fudge Box
Fudge Box

...would have unhooked her yellow, bloated body from all the tubes and machines and committed frottage, Heywood Jablome? Well, Heywood Jablome??

Look up liver failure sometime on your Twatter account.

Bob
Bob

double what I pay now

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