The Ten Sexiest (Male) Texans of Our Lifetime

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Last week we gave you our 10 Sexiest Texans of Our Lifetime. It was a list that was, admittedly, vagina-biased.

We make it up to the people who love guys with this definitive list, which involved more asking around than the first one.

Here are, then, the ten sexiest Texas men of our lives:

10. Sean Patrick Flanery
You won't even wonder whatever happened to that missing "n" in his last name when this Houston hottie looks your way.

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9. Kris Kristofferson
Rhodes Scholar, Air Force vet, writer of iconic songs, political activist, survived making a cheesy Barbra Streisand movie: You'd have a lot to talk about in the warm afterglow of hot, sweaty sex.

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8. Chace Crawford
Yes, he's way young and only stars on some semi-network show, but this guy almost redeems the soulless Dallas suburb of Plano.

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7. Emilio
No, not the defeated, aged man trying to defend himself from drunk-driving charges. Emilio back in the day set Tejano hearts aflame and rocked the 'stache.

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6. Tommy Lee Jones
A polo-loving Harvard grad with a taciturn Texas cowboy style.

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12 comments
Mr. Blonde
Mr. Blonde

Richard, you did better on this than with the female hotties, but I can see you have watered down your citeria so you can be politically correct and have something for everybody: young, old, black, latino, white, heterosexual, homosexual. You did the same thing with your female list. Very disappointing to have such an important subject treated like this by what was supposed to be a trusted source.

Thursday Girl
Thursday Girl

I posted on the other, vagina-centric, thread, but I'll repeat it here. Steve Martin! He's intelligent (art collector), talented (banjo player, actor, writer) and funny as hell (arrow through the head bit). These shirtless lumps of beef can't hold a candle to all that smart, sexy goodness. Of course, I would nominate my husband, but I don't want to have to fight off the ladies vying for his attentions ;)

Katharine Shilcutt
Katharine Shilcutt

I would do things to Tommy Lee Jones that are best not discussed in the workplace. Damn.

Gaspar Ramsey
Gaspar Ramsey

Dennis Quaid is only sexy to other reptiles.

autumn
autumn

hunter parrish. yum.

Tunnel Mole
Tunnel Mole

Gibby Haynes of Butthole Surfers (and His Problem)Icky Twerp, former kids' show host

Tunnel Mole
Tunnel Mole

How trustworthy are you? You cannot even spell your own name correctly. It is:

Mr. Blond (unless you are female)

Thank you; come again.

Brittanie Shey
Brittanie Shey

Indeed. You picked the most excellent TLJ photo possible.

Figgy Jones
Figgy Jones

I shall never forget Dennis Quaid's most memorable line, "Look out for da gator, baby." Accompanied by a million megawatt smile (in "The Big Easy")

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