The Ten Oddest Crimes Of 2010, Southeast Texas Style

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Hard as it may be to believe, the criminal element of Southeast Texas did dumb and weird things in 2010, continuing a tradition that dates back to the creation of Southeast Texas.

Here are ten of the oddest and dumbest:

10. Two former EMS employees in Santa Fe were arrested after they allegedly phoned in a false report of an ailing man to draw attention away from the town's EMS station, where Santa Fe's sole remaining ambulance was parked. The two women were allegedly caught ransacking that ambo for meds, much like Bubbles and his buddy Johnny Weeks from The Wire.

9. A Bryan man was found incoherent behind the wheel of his car, which was pointed the wrong way off the side of the road, and he was unable to maneuver said car out of a ditch. He told police he was high on K-2 and wanted to get some more. He was charged with DWI, the only such person we know of to have been arrested for being under the influence of the newly-banned synthetic marijuana substitute.

8. Three Houston men were arrested in East Texas after their scheme to pass a forged check was foiled, in no small part thanks to manner in which they attempted to cash said check: by walking through a bank's drive-thru.

7. Apparently the municipal fireworks display was not enough to slate Albert Briede's desire for pyrotechnics. The 30-year-old Houston man stands accused of arson after allegedly setting fire to a line of hung-up blouses in the closet of the Montrose apartment he shared with his girlfriend, causing a fire that could have potentially caused numerous injuries and dozens of people to become homeless. His motive? He was allegedly angry that his friends had abandoned him when he tried to insist on driving them all home while he was drunk off his ass. Briede is free on $20,000 bond while the case is still pending.

6. This time, Nicole Ileen Murphy thought she had stashed her meth somewhere the cops would never find it. When the 26-year-old New Caney woman and known drug user was riding in a car pulled over by Montgomery County cops, she thought at first she was sitting pretty. A search of the car turned up nothing, as did a search of her person. This was a very persistent cop, however, and he went so far as to arrest Murphy for a seatbelt violation. And then at the station, Murphy finally caved. Yes, she did have some meth on her. Or rather in her. In her vagina, to be exact. Ridin' dirty indeed. Murphy voluntarily retrieved the vadge-stash and was charged with two felonies: one for the meth, and another for bringing it into a place of detention.

5. Nobody could say why Jaxon Leone was boozing it up in Clear Lake Regional Hospital's waiting room, but after he was asked to leave, the 34-year-old UGK and Hunter Thompson fan and sometime musician allegedly made his getaway in grand style. He reportedly staked out one of the hospital's emergency room entry bays and waited for medics to unload a patient from the back of a just-arrived ambulance, and then he hopped behind the wheel and drove it to an apartment complex two miles away. Authorities tracked the ambulance through its onboard GPS, and Leone was found nearby at a gas station. Leone was convicted of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle and accepted a deferred two-year sentence, but was in trouble again within weeks. Since November, Leone has been in Harris County Jail after an incident in which he is alleged to have smashed up someone's sprinkler head.

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