Twitter Follow Friday -- My 24 Favorite Tweets From @OMGFactsSex (with commentary)

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It's all about the sex
​It's a bye week Friday, so we don't have the Texans defense to kick around this week. So I'm going to use my Friday post as a forum to do the new and exciting Friday activity that's sweeping the nation -- telling people to follow other people on Twitter! Riveting!

Actually, in all seriousness, some Twitter feeds are pretty riveting, ripe with insight, information and comedic fodder. For the best follow I've found so far that captures all three of these elements I give you @OMGFactsSex!

Without further ado, I'm sending you into the weekend with the best 24 @OMGFactsSex tweets, with my commentary. Enjoy!


A video recently turned up in China of female fruit bats giving their mates oral sex.
Sean Pendergast: Clearly, these fruit bats were not married.

A paper found that couples who do more housework have more sex.
SP: That's because the sheets are always clean.

Having sex once a week can improve your immune system by 30%.
SP: This explains Hugh Hefner still kicking it at age 112 or whatever he is. Also, this means that Antonio Cromartie and Shawn Kemp probably have superhuman powers that rival General Zod in Superman 2.

When women orgasm, the areas of the brain associated with fear shut off.
SP: The next step for our military -- sending hordes of horny women wearing vibrating panties over to Afghanistan.

Worldwide, 30% of men are circumcised.

SP: Thanks to Tim Tebow, this number will be nearly 50% in eighteen years.

One in every four Americans is "too tired" to have sex.
SP: Well, if they would just get off their ass and do some fucking housework, this wouldn't be an issue.

For every 35 pounds an overweight man loses, his penis appears to grow 1 inch.
SP: Not sure about this one. I've dropped a shit-ton of weight this past year and I haven't been with any women who are all of a sudden marveling at my now Oden-esque endowment.

Two-thirds of US college students have been involved in a friends-with-benefits situation.
SP: The other third went to Notre Dame!

Researchers claim that watching porn doesn't negatively affect a man's views about women.
SP: Yeah, I know I always come away with a much healthier respect for women after a nice surf session on YouPorn.

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You may get hard, but your breath smells like garlic

A study says intercourse lasts about 16 minutes for Europeans and just 7 minutes for Americans. Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:30:02 PM via plode.me
SP: Pondering changing my name to Jean LePendeau and mixing in a French accent when i go out.

Eating raw garlic can help people who have erectile dysfunction.

SP: Unfortunately, you're swapping erectile dysfunction for chronic halitosis, kind of like trading Steve Francis for Tracy McGrady.

Humans have the largest breast size of any mammal.

SP: ...and opposable thumbs, too! Ha ha!! TAKE 'AT, ANIMALS!!!

One poll found that computer nerds make the best lovers, with 82% of IT geeks claiming they put their partner's pleasure above their own.
SP: Louis Skolnick approves!

According to anthropologist Dr. Helen Fisher, sex triggers brain chemicals that can improve creativity at work.
SP: New daily agenda -- 1. Sex, 2. Blog, 3. Sex, 4. Radio show

Iguanas, Koalas and Komodo dragons all have TWO penises. Why? --> http://bit.ly/bFplER.

SP: Think of how much trouble Brett Favre would be in if he were a koala?

The original vibrator was a 40-pound contraption that required two people to operate.

SP: On the bright side, if you purchased a vibrator for your girlfriend back then, you were virtually guaranteed a threesome.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
SP: Being called a "pig" just became a HUGE compliment.

25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
SP: The other 75% are lying.

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

SP: Let's face it, if you have condoms that are two years old, you're probably not getting laid any time soon anyway.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
SP: Dracula. Gay. Fact.

Humans have the LARGEST penis of all primates.

SP: Opposable thumbs, big breasts, and now the largest PENISES!!! This day keeps getting better and better!

Outside of the bedroom, the most common place for adults in the U.S. to have sex is the car.

SP:
This means that, in theory, you should be running the "black light bulb" test on the inside of any rental car you procure same way you would in a hotel room to see just hwo badly stained the interior is.

Approximately 1% of people worldwide identify as asexual (having no strong sexual attraction to either sex).

SP:
It's hard to develop an attraction to either sex when you're playing Dungeons and Dragons 22 hours a day.

Viagra was released in 1998 with over $411 million in profits within its first three months.
SP: This explains the overcrowding in junior high schools around the country in 2010.

Listen to Sean Pendergast on 1560 The Game from 3-7 p.m. weekdays on the "Sean & John Show" and follow him on Twitter at http://twitter.com/SeanCablinasian.



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