Bill White: Five Campaign Posters He Should Consider

Last week we presented Five Campaign Posters Rick Perry Should Consider.In the interests of fairness, we do the same now for Bill White.

It's a slightly tougher job with White, of course. Rick Perry is out there shootin' coyotes, secedin' from America, buildin' walls like crazy, and so on. Basically doin' anything that's right-wing, manly and doesn't require a "g" at the end of it.

Bill White isn't quite as...cartoonish, should we say? A bookish wonk trying to debate the issues: You try making a great campaign poster.

We made an attempt. Here are five:

5. If you can't beat `em, join `em
You can't just concede the macho vote to Perry; you've got to give him a taste of his own medicine.

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Robert's Rules of ORRRDERRRRR!!!!!

4. Honesty is the best policy
All right, maybe the macho thing doesn't work. In that case, go the complete other route:

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Do you want to hear a story about an 8-point position plan?

3. Further adventures in truth
Maybe the sunglasses will help with the coolness factor.

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But is anybody listening?

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