What's My Crime 2: Bad Girls Edition

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1. Gemma Lambino
Welcome to the second installment of What's My Crime?, a contest wherein you, dear Hair Balls reader, get to try to match a mugshot to a crime.

We're changing things up a little this time around. First, we've shortened the list from ten mugs to five.

We're also including a sixth question, a bonus if you will, in which you are tasked with filling in the blank rather than matching from a list.

And thirdly, like many an episode of that wonderful pioneering reality/travel show Cops, we've themed this week's edition -- we're bringing you six of the baddest fugitive babes in all of Texas.

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2. Wei Zhou
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3. Jennifer Beaty
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4. Leslie Anne Sherry
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5. Nekeyvia Yvonne Swanagan






A. This time around, she's wanted for felony criminal mischief, but this tough cookie's smorgasbord of a criminal record also includes assault, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, verbal harassment, and multiple forgery cases.
B. A Houston native, she's wanted by the DEA in connection with an alleged San Antonio-based drug conspiracy.
C. Accused of leaving her infant child at home alone while she went on shoplifting spree in Heights-area HEB.
D. Convicted of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old Katy boy.
E. Alleged to have stolen one car from the parking lot of a Beaumont mall and driven it to a nearby Valero. Once she switched off the car's ignition, she and her accomplice couldn't get the car started again, so she decided to try to steal another. She is said to have sprayed a woman in the face with an unknown chemical in order to seize the keys, but the would-be victim still managed to overcome this assailant. 



Answers below (no peeking!)






(Answer key: 1. D; 2. C; 3. E.; 4. B; 5. A)

Bonus question: By the looks of it, this young lady has had it with your shenanigans. But what did this 17-year-old Astros fan (and / or Houstone Tango Blast affiliate) do to land herself in jail? (The first person with the right answer gets a copy of my guidebook to Houston-area dive bars, which might help you might meet one of these ladies in person.)

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6. Cindy Paola Ayala
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John Lomax
John Lomax

And the winner is...Richard G. (You were close, Matt.)

Warning: next time we won't make it so easy to use "properties" to get a name on the perp.

So Richard, send your info to john.lomax@houstonpress.com and you'll receive a free copy of my new guidebook to Houston dive bars.

Jr.
Jr.

Caught with and an Attempt to distribute narcotics, also child endangerment, with her child sitting in the back seat of her car.

Silvia
Silvia

Evading arrest & possession of a controlled substance?

J
J

A Galveston officer tried to stop a green '97 Plymouth swerving and driving recklessly on Broadway, and it failed to stop. When they finally got it stopped, they BUSTED & CUFFED Cindy Paola Ayala, 17, of Houston for running from police and a baggie of marijuana.

Athena
Athena

20+ warrants out for her arrest

BiggDell
BiggDell

Ohhhh. She cut a mofo!!!!!

Early Cuyler
Early Cuyler

She was the architect of a complicated Ponzi Scheme that bilked dozens of Sam Houston High School students out of the money they had set aside to purchase sweet ass Grillz for they moufs. Word!

Richard G
Richard G

Evading arrest in a motor vehicle and poss of marijuana.

kali13
kali13

bar fight ending in broken bottle stabbing.

Thenonymous
Thenonymous

She got a visible Astros tattoo. I'm going to guess "weed."

Matt Sayler
Matt Sayler

reckless drivin' and possession of mara-ja-wana?

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