Some Names For The New Buffalo Bayou Trash Boat
It's bad luck to have a boat without a name, so to celebrate its arrival, they're asking for the public's help in choosing a fitting moniker. From BBP:
The most environmentally and creatively inspired name for the skimmer boat will be selected as the winning name.The winner of the boat naming contest will receive a complimentary chartered pontoon boat trip aboard BBP's The Osprey, for you and your 20 guests.Six years ago, The Mighty Tidy was named by a second grader from Lamkin Elementary. Hair Balls thinks we're smarter than a second grader, so here are some of the names we've thought up:
The Flying Sludgeman
Maid of the Shist
The Edmund Shitzgerald
The Poop Sloop
To enter the Name that Skimmer Boat Contest, send your suggested boat name, your name, mailing address and e-mail address to firstname.lastname@example.org. Readers, add your names in the comments.