That New Fancy-Ass HEB On Buffalo Speedway Hates Blondes

Categories: Spaced City
Photo by Liana Lopez

Yeah, we've all heard about the blonde who couldn't call 911 because there wasn't an "11" button on her phone. The one who took her scarf back to the store because it was too tight. The one who hates eating M&Ms because they're so damn hard to peel.

The new HEB at Buffalo Speedway has heard about those blondes, too, apparently. And they've decided to take advantage. (Look again at the savings.)

We assume the HEB has labeled Cheerios as "donut seeds," just to keep the stereotype going.

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