WrestleMania: A Beginner's Guide
I grew up in New Jersey, where every pizzeria had a glossy shot of Bruno Sammartino on the walls, but it just never took.
With that in mind, here is my analysis of the matches in the upcoming WrestleMania 25, which is the single biggest event to happen in Houston since ever.
All info is taken from the official website, so you know it's good.
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I'm guessing Triple H is the gentleman on the left, and frankly, he's looking a little grizzled. And the snakeskin-cape thing over the shoulder, while a bold fashion choice, doesn't work at all. Or maybe that's a championship belt. Worn over the shoulder, for some reason.
There is bad blood between these two, the site says:
No words needed to be spoken. No blows exchanged."The man who, moments earlier, had rendered his beloved unconscious with an RKO." Shakespeare, you fraud, you have been bested.
Everything - all the shock, the pain, the suppressed rage - everything was written deeply into the lines on their faces. An incensed Triple H knelt beside the limp body of his wife, Stephanie McMahon, and locked eyes with Randy Orton, the man who, moments earlier, had rendered his beloved unconscious with an RKO and slithered from the ring. It was in that white-hot moment that both men recognized that a line had been crossed, that matters between them were now far too personal to ever be the same again.
Matt Hardy may have opened a wound that can never be closed. And now that Jeff has agreed to face his estranged brother at WrestleMania, it remains to be seen whether Houston's Reliant Station is reinforced enough to contain the firestorm that will be unleashed.We're not sure what "Reliant Station" is, but we're pretty sure it will be reinforced enough to contain the firestorm.