Three Of A Strange Kind At The Bush Library
It goes on from there (Norris' book Black Belt Patriotism will be available for purchase at the event!!!), but the opening really says it all.
If the event next Tuesday doesn't sound like the Ninth Circle of Hell, there's this: it's taking place in College Station. At the Bush Library.
You have been warned. If you're a complete masochist, tickets are free. Call 979-862-2251 for the chance to hear George Bush the elder talk about the hearty patriotism and can-do spirit of both Chuck Norris and Drayton McLane.