Fox Calls It For Obama. People Desperately Look Up How To Spell "Shadenfreude"
Black man elected President of the United States! (No, really.)
"He was elected because a lot of people didn't remember the Civil Rights movement," Karl Rove says on Fox News, weirdly.
Imagine, says Fox's Chris Wallace: "An African-American first family."
"We've had that, with the Cosby show," Rove analyzes.
-- Richard Connelly