Phoenix took top honors, followed by Las Vegas, Dallas, Tucson, San Antonio, Waco, Shreveport, Austin, Oklahoma City and Corpus Christi. (Yep, that’s a lot of Texas sweat.)
Three years ago Houston was Number Six on the list, so it looks like our armpit stains are shrinking faster than [insert your own hack reference to the president’s approval ratings here].
Normally we’re pretty suspicious when these kinds of random rankings switch from year to year, but Proctor & Gamble claims the results are based on average high temperatures, so we’ll take solace in knowing Dallas scientifically stinks way worse than we do. – Keith Plocek