The Line for Taco Bell Jokes Starts Here
The Houston races are scheduled for 10 am. this Saturday at the League City PETCO, home of rubber balls, jerky treats and Parrotheads. The fastest Chihuahua wins a trip to San Diego to compete against 14 other regional champions between innings of a Padres game. And after that, of course, is the fame and the glory.
Here’s the store address: 2895 Gulf Freeway South, 77573. Maybe we’ll see you there. Maybe not. – Keith Plocek