Move Along. Nothing to See Here. Oh, Wait...
When Corpus Christi first opened, rumors spread that it featured everything from an apostle orgy to Jesus-on-Judas angry sex. The truth is that it's a simple, familiar story about a charismatic leader who gathers a group of followers in a shunned community and is put to death for preaching love and tolerance. He is, um, attracted to dudes, but besides that, it's just Jesus in South Texas. — Nick Keppler
A look at Corpus Christi isn't the only bit of potentially blasphemous fun in this week's Night & Day section�. We also explain how the River Oaks Theatre has created a loophole to get you out of church this Sunday, introduce you to some of Satan's Cheerleaders and tell you what Easter has to do with sadomasochism — if you live in Slovakia.