At one point the band stopped playing and announced it was time to throw some baseballs in the crowd. "Real funny," we thought, but then up popped Debbie Clemens, wife of the Rocket, who said she was sorry Roger and Cody were at spring training and couldn't make the event. And then the woman proceeded to start chunking autographed balls from the stage. Thankfully (unless, of course, you're a big fan of slapstick), the cowboys had no problem hauling them in.
But the highlight of the event was the free drinks. Beer options were limited — naturally, considering this was a tequila company — but the Palomas were especially tasty. Apparently Cazadores is considered a respectable house tequila in Mexico, and we had nothing but respect for it last night. — Keith Plocek